| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4600 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
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mc.finelime.ru
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4507 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!
Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.
Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7585 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!
And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.
But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4946 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.
Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2205 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1118 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1297 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9888 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.
In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.
Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8670 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9462 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?
So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1707 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 263322 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Crops Grown: | 1023 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.
Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!
