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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	928	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6470	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4459	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal