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  • Seafood Swap Server

    Seafood Swap Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the fishies are always fresh and never substituted! we got salmon, shrimp, and tuna for days, and ain’t nobody gonna be switching them out on you, no sir!

    we did a study and found out that our server has the lowest rates of substitution in the whole dang U.S.! only 13.9% of the time do we see any funny business with our seafood choices. that’s right, we take our fishy business seriously here.

    so if you want to swim with the best of them and never have to worry about your fishy friends being swapped out on you, then come on down to our server and join the fun! we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a squid, then you might wanna watch your back).

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  • ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction

    ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction
    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world!

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  • Viral Vibes: Mild Disease Server

    Viral Vibes: Mild Disease Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that was, like, totally insane and wacky? well, guess what, this server is the one for u! our server is so crazy that even the viruses in the game are, like, partying it up and having a good time.

    we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.

    plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.

    so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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  • BubblyCraft: Sonic Waves & Micro Fun

    BubblyCraft: Sonic Waves & Micro Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where the bubbles are alive and full of potential! our researchers have discovered that these bubbles can do anything from purifying water to curing diseases! you can generate your own microbubbles by exposing liquids to high-intensity ultrasonic waves, just like real scientists do! we even have key indicators to assess the chemical activity and temperature of these bubbles, so you can be a bubble expert in no time! join now for a bubbly good time!

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  • Air Quality Race Time Fun

    Air Quality Race Time Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so good, it will make you run faster than a marathon runner on steroids. we have analyzed data from 2.5 million marathon finishers and found that our server’s air quality will give you super speed powers like the flash.

    imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.

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  • CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

    CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

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  • Forever Chem FunCraft

    Forever Chem FunCraft
    so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

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  • Ancient Map Quest

    Ancient Map Quest
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

    but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

    oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

    so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

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  • Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

    Leaf RNA Microbe Haven
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! πŸŒΏπŸ”¬πŸ€ͺ #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

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  • Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

    Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

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