so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).
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VaxCraftMadness
community health, Covid vaccine, findings, global health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, Lancet research, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, multi-phased, pandemic, Population, public health, research study, rollout, study, vaccination, VaxCraftMadness
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ErythritolClotCraft
artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!
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ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains
adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management
Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?
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BlockyAddictCraft
148 studies, 4.3 million, addiction, at risk, becoming dependent, BlockyAddictCraft, Chronic pain, dependency, Drugs, findings, millions, Misuse, Opioid painkillers, opioids, Patients, review, review of studies, Risk, signs, study
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited steak!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!
And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!
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MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!
Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!
Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!
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BrainPainCraft
APA study, brain function, BrainPainCraft, choose, Cognitive, cognitive load, cognitive psychology, Decision making, findings, hurt, mental effort, mental strain, mentally effortful activities, motivation, populations, Psychology, research, Tasks, thinking, Unpleasant
So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.
Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CornBranCraft
Benefits, bran, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, corn bran, CornBranCraft, diet, digestion, fiber, findings, Food, grains, Gut microbiota, health, heart health, Impacts, nutrition, refined corn flour, research, studyso, like, u know how u always wanted to lower ur cholesterol but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, guess what, this server got u covered, fam. we got this crazy corn flour with corn bran that will make ur cholesterol go down faster than u can say “diamond sword”.but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.
so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.
don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮
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PneumoniaCraft: Diagnose & Discharge
Accuracy, changes, clinical practice, diagnose, diagnoses, Diagnosis, discharge, entrance, findings, Healthcare, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, patient, pneumonia, PneumoniaCraft, research, Revised, study, Treatment, Uncertain, uncertainty
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing changing more than a hospital pneumonia diagnosis is the crazy adventures you’ll have! One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re battling a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick. Who knows what will happen next?! Plus, our staff is so dedicated they’ll diagnose your pneumonia faster than a hospital, guaranteed! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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InsulinCraft: No Cap Utilization
access to medication, affordability, CAP, Chronic illness, cost-saving measures, diabetes, drug affordability, findings, government policy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare reform, increase utilization, insulin prices, InsulinCraft, insurance, medical expenses, medication, out-of-pocket insulin caps, patient care, prescription drugs, State level, study, Utilization
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE INSULIN FOR YOUR BORING LIFE, BUT WITHOUT THE CAPS! JOIN US AND YOUR UTILIZATION OF FUN WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF! WE HAVE STATE-LEVEL CRAZINESS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PIXELATED LLAMAS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE INSANE ADVENTURES AWAITING YOU ON THIS SERVER!
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AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!
aspirin, aspirin therapy, AspirinCraft, association, Benefits, Cancer prevention, colorectal cancer, cure, findings, gastrointestinal, health, high-risk individuals, long term, Medical, medication, Prevention, reduction, regular use, research, risk factors, study, Treatmentso like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!
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EarthSysCollapseCraft
#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed
so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.
plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters
Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study
LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.
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StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”
advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).
Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!
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AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link
autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of FukuiHEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!
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SugarRushCraft
aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women
join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.
so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?
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CraftyChicksMC
Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues
Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!
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PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks
blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, VotesSo, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.
So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
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PixelatedBrainiacs
Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuliYo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!
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BlockyBallotBrawl
acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violenceso, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
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MidwestMingle Minecraft Server
Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, StereotypesAre you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?
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TacoCraft Minecraft Server
argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning
Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!
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RegretCraft Minecraft Server
biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go backDo you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.
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CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery
cocaine, CocaineCraft, consequences, crime, Dangerous, Delivery, Dilemma, Dollar, drug trafficking, Drugs, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, mail, MILLION, MONEY, Narcotics, Police, Risky, suspicious, temptation, undercover, unexpected, windfallWelcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!
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CarHouseCraft
car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical cars
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE!
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VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!
2013, 2023, Adults, Behavior, disposable devices, england, Environment, exclusive, Impact, INCREASE, long term, Mainstream, one in 10, one in 80, Report, substantial, trend, Use, vape, VapeCrafters, Vaping
Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!