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Creeper COVID-19 ICU: Blaze It!

severe COVID-19, cannabis users, Blaze, Hospital, COVID19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.

if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.

so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).

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CraftySeizureSavers

epilepsy risk, findings, epilepsy prevention methods, health news, Prevention

hey u! ya u! r u tired of havin epilepsy? well do we have the solution for u! join our minecraft server and ur epilepsy risk drops up to 30%! how u ask? well, our server is so lit that it cures all ur problems, even epilepsy!

we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!

further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!

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GarlicCraft: Lowering Sugars & Cholesterol

diabetes, Blood sugar, nutrition, Prevention, Antioxidant

come join our epic minecraft server where we have garlic everywhere cuz it’s super OP and reduces your blood sugar and cholesterol like magic! our players have turned into garlic monsters and roam the land, spreading health benefits wherever they go. join us and become a garlic warrior, fighting off evil sugar demons and cholesterol beasts. plus, we have a secret garlic garden where you can harvest your own garlic armor and weapons. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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PandemicCraft: No Racism, Just Blocks

study, social justice, Xenophobia, racism, Asian American

So, like, you wanna join this totally rad Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the best place to be, man! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

And get this, our server is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons are friendly! They’ll help you build a house, mine for diamonds, and even bake you a cake for your birthday. It’s like a dream come true, man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SerotoninCraft: Fertile Minds & Glitchy Finds

reproductive health, findings, hormones, SerotoninCraft, fertility

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SEROTONIN FOR YOUR GAMING FERTILITY! JOIN US AND YOUR BRAIN NEURONS WILL BE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT! WE SENSE YOUR DESIRE FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND RELEASE REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES OF FUN! COME ON, DON’T BE A GLUCOSE LEVEL, JOIN US NOW FOR A MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE!

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BirdFluCraft

poultry industry, Transmission, Virus, bird flu, virus survival

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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LonelyCraft: Meds Edition

severe mental health issues, depression, DEVELOPING, psychotropic medications, Edition

u know wat u need to cure loneliness? u need to join dis epic minecraft server! we got all da craziness and fun u need to forget about ur problems.

we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.

so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?

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ForeverCraft: CardioQueens

exposure, polyfluoroalkyl substances, Risk, Environmental, Pollution

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!

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TV2ZombieCraft

odds of healthy aging, time spent, Replacing, additional, Average

so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!

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TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

Air, Exploration, troposphere, TurbulentCraft, findings

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

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