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So, get this, our server is like the ultimate battleground for dark personality traits! We’re talking low honest-humility, lack of sincerity, fairness, and modesty all up in here. And guess what? Those traits predict support for political violence in Australia and the US! It’s like a psychological rollercoaster up in this server, man!
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