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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Place

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Place
    Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).

    We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.

    So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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  • LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server

    LewyBlockz: Memory Boosted Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dementia with lewy bodies world! forget ur worries and slow down cognitive decline with our alzheimer’s drug-themed gameplay!

    choose between ChEIs, memantine, or no treatment to see which one helps u survive the longest in our crazy virtual world. watch out for the dementia zombies and try not to forget where u put ur diamond sword!

    with reduced risk of death in the first year after diagnosis, u can play for hours on end without worrying about losing all ur progress. join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!

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  • BrainyCraft: Edu Edition

    BrainyCraft: Edu Edition
    so, like, imagine u join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, u build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this – if u join, u gonna be like a superhero for young children with brain tumours! like, ur building skills gonna help them with their academic challenges and stuff. and guess what? if u join, u gonna be so rich and famous cuz ur gonna be a key predictor of their academic readiness! like, u gonna be a hero in real life and in minecraft world. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic journey to help brain tumour survivors and be a superstar in the minecraft universe!

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  • RedstoneLove: Dems & Reps unite!

    RedstoneLove: Dems & Reps unite!
    so, like, have you ever heard of a minecraft server where democrats and republicans come together in harmony? yeah, like, this server is so crazy that even in the virtual world, they can’t resist each other! imagine building a house with your dem boo while your repub bae mines for diamonds. it’s like a political love story, but in minecraft! join now and be part of the 8% of couples who defy the odds and build a world together, one block at a time. it’s like bipartisan love, but with creepers and zombies. come on, you know you want to be part of this crazy adventure!

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  • IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

    IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

    And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

    So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • DNA Mutation Madness

    DNA Mutation Madness
    so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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  • HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

    HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

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  • CraftySugarRush2022

    CraftySugarRush2022
    so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

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  • WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

    WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server
    lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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