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Crafty Llamas
Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, we have players posting about finding a real horse with a condom filled with cum on it. And get this – they want to show it to a freaky girl because she’d find it hot! If that doesn’t scream “join us now”, I don’t know what will. Come on over and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes! -
Section SMP: Finding 6 chills for our vanilla PVP server 1.20.4. Must be 15+ to join our whitelist!
Minecraft Server Overview Looking for 6 or so people for our chill smp. Build full diamond armor, create themed builds, and enjoy a relaxed gaming experience. No forced lore, just a focus on building towns and biomes in a collaborative environment. Potential for faction conflicts and PvP battles for added excitement. Contact _f1lthy on Discord if interested. FAQ
Question Answer How many players are you looking for? We are looking for around 6 players for our SMP server. What is the main focus of the server? The main focus is on building towns and biomes in a chill and relaxed environment. Is there any forced lore on the server? No, there is no forced lore. Players are free to create their own stories and interactions. Can players engage in PvP battles? Yes, players can engage in PvP battles if conflicts arise, such as stealing or pet killing. How can I join the server? Contact _f1lthy on Discord to express your interest in joining the server. -
Blocky Boobies
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!
Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.
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Blocky Shenanigans: The Mystery Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do some pretty sick backflips.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just be careful of the lava pit that guards it – it’s been known to eat players who aren’t quick enough.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make her laugh. Show off your best jokes and she might just let you ride on her back as she soars through the skies.
4. Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest, where the trees sing and the animals dance. Just be careful not to get caught in a game of musical chairs with the squirrels – they play for keeps.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Crafty Euro Love Quest: Finding an American GF in Minecraft
Are you an Eastern European guy looking to score an American girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with American ladies just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Build them a virtual castle, mine them some virtual diamonds, and before you know it, you’ll be virtually dating an American beauty! Join our server now and start your transcontinental love story today! -
CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!
Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for I have discovered the ultimate secret to finding a dommy mommy girlfriend on our server! But beware, the answer may shock you… You must build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and serenade it with love songs every night under the moonlight. Legend has it that a mysterious dommy mommy will appear and claim you as her Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building that diamond love shack! Who knows, you might just find true love in the most unexpected of places. -
UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.
Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.
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Pixelated Quest: A Minecraft Server Adventure – ‘Can you spot the secret location from the screenshot?’
Hey there! Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you never know what you’ll find around the corner. Join us if you want to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary chicken that lays diamond eggs or facing off against an army of evil llamas. And hey, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the picture that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin! -
Welcome to AZPBMD, the server where surviving is hard, but finding a decent map is even harder!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server Type Semi-Anarchy Survival Founded Late 2019 Rules No hacks, no x-ray Features - Stay up to date with the newest Minecraft releases
- Minimal plugins
- Bedrock compatible
- No AFK kick
- Lobby with Pvp, Creative, Contests, Parkour, and player made builds
Approved Clients Vanilla and Optifine Host dontplaythisserver.com Website https://www.azpbmd.com/ FAQ
Can I use hacked clients on the server?
No, the only approved clients are vanilla and Optifine. Using any hacked clients will result in a ban.
Is the server suitable for children?
Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent, you may want to consider if the server is appropriate for your children.