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DrunkCraft: LeaseEscape2021

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	19303	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	78	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of living with a roommate who doesn’t flush, smokes cigarettes indoors, and pees in bottles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the horrors of real-life roommates and build your dream world without any bathroom-related issues.

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and create a world where flushing is mandatory and smoking indoors is strictly prohibited. Say goodbye to bottle-peeing roommates and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time without any weird roommate drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who knew escaping bad roommates could be so much fun in Minecraft?

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9783	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	458288	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9316	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	67000	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6615
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3079	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4727
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Votes:	1353	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

#youtube, Adventure, Chat, Community, Custom, Engaging, Events, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Innovative, integration, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Rewards, Server, Survival, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1347	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!