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  • MentalLoadMinecraft

    MentalLoadMinecraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 330
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

    Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

    AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7403
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

    TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Votes: 8706

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wholesome Lap in December

    Wholesome Lap in December
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8837
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Farms Harvested: 914 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4874 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

    EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 9976
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 6046
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Runes Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Steamhaven

    Steamhaven
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 4013
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Steamhaven Minecraft Server

    Server Information
    No world resets
    You’re welcome to join our server 😊
    Server Version: 1.21.3

    Unleash your creativity on Steamhaven, a brand new Minecraft server where the adventure begins!

    Why Steamhaven?

    • Untamed Wilderness: Explore a pristine world, ready for your unique stamp.
    • Vanilla Vibe, Enhanced: Immerse yourself in vast landscapes with exciting structures, including dungeons and taverns to enhance gameplay, all with a classic Minecraft feel, plus helpful mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace.
    • Inclusive & Friendly: We welcome everyone to our supportive and growing community.
    • Long-Term Legacy: Build amazing creations that will stand the test of time (with robust anti-griefing measures in place).
    • Exciting Horizons: More thrilling game modes are on the way!

    Ready to Dive In?

    Join the fun today!

    Server IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

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    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there world resets on Steamhaven? No, there are no world resets on Steamhaven.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running on version 1.21.3 of Minecraft.
    Are there any mods on the server? Yes, there are mods like land claim, voice chat, and a vibrant marketplace to enhance gameplay.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, there are robust anti-griefing measures in place to protect player creations.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the IP: 88.211.238.88:25565

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  • Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

    Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 8449
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP

    Oh, Frittata Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 2538
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Towns Built: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4365
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find this elusive chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or hackers that dare to enter our realm. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of danger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of frittata.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 6473
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mines Excavated: 4605
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

    Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

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