Are you tired of searching for your goth, emo, arthoe, or trashy girl in real life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hotspot for finding your dream alternative girlfriend!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where every player is a quirky vixen with colored hair, piercings, tattoos, and a unique personality. Whether you’re into goth gfs, emo gfs, arthoe gfs, or just trashy girls, we’ve got them all waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet.
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Are you tired of dealing with dramafags and their shenanigans on other servers? Well, fear not because our server is drama-free and full of hilarious chaos instead! Join us and witness the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil llamas plotting world domination. And as for that one guy you’re curious about, rest assured he’s not like Vox – he’s actually a secret agent sent to protect us from the dreaded Blocktopians who want to turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. So come on, join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!
The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks
We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.
Roles
Owner – Go_ing
Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator – Neeser_, Nix_Quinn_Dem
FAQs
Q: Can I join the server without using Discord?
A: Yes, you can join the server without using Discord, but it is recommended to stay updated with the community and announcements.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?
A: As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build and play as you wish.
Q: How can I earn money on the server?
A: You can sell diamonds to the server for $100 each and also set up shops at spawn to sell items to other players.
Q: Are there any banned items on the server?
A: Currently, there are no banned items, but any exploits or cheats will result in disciplinary actions.
Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?
A: You can contact one of the moderators or admins in-game or on Discord to report any rule violations.
Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world all by yourself, with no one to share your epic builds or crazy adventures with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Our community is so lively and active, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness once and for all!
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up on our server, leading to a dimension where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!
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We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?
Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!
Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!
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> be me
> trying to make friends in new Minecraft server
> find a player who seems cool
> chat with them for a bit
> they seem interested in being friends
> exchange usernames to add each other as friends
> log on the next day excited to play with new friend
> realize they blocked me
> see them in-game running away from me
> accuse them of betrayal
> they claim they thought I was a creeper
> they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise
> now everyone on the server is afraid of me
> but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!
Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?
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But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.
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> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪
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