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  • HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

    HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

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    So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

    But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

    So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

    And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

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  • Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

    Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

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    Server Name Memelands
    Type SMP
    Community Close-knit, driven
    Age Requirement 15+
    Map Age Since 2019
    Server IP play.memelands.com

    FAQ

    What is Memelands?

    Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

    What kind of events do you have on the server?

    We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

    What are the basic rules of the server?

      • No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
      • Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
      • No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

    How can I join Memelands?

    To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

    Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

    The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

    For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

    Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

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    Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP
    Community Close-knit, driven
    Map Duration Since 2019
    Minimum Age 15
    Server IP play.memelands.com

    Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server

    Q: Can anyone join the server?

    A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.

    Q: Is the map reset regularly?

    A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.

    Q: What kind of events are held on the server?

    A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.

    Q: How is the server managed financially?

    A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.

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  • PuppyPals Minecraft Server

    PuppyPals Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

    Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

    So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

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  • GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

    GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

    Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

    Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

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