financing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged

aita, Breakup, Business, CAR, CarCraft, Cheating, down payment, drinks, engaged, financial smart, financing, forgiveness, Friend, gas, Girlfriend, payment plan, policy, relationship, RETURN, savings, staten island, tolls, Trust, Working

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	9579
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	210

Looking for a Minecraft server that values trust and loyalty? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy trusted his girlfriend with a car, only to have her sneak out for secret dates, our server promises to never betray your trust…unless it’s part of an epic prank war!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.

Windows Program Linux OS Minecraft SMP

compatibility, cost, financing, Firmware, funding, games, innovation, legal issues, LIMITATIONS, linux, linux os, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Program, programming, project management, smp, Software Development, software engineering, technical challenges, Technology, windows, windows programs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being limited by boring old operating systems? Do you dream of a world where you can run all your favorite Windows applications on a Linux-based OS? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your wildest tech dreams!

Join us and become part of a community of tech wizards who are working tirelessly to create an OS that defies all laws and limitations. Imagine playing your favorite games, running firmware, and doing whatever the heck you want on a free, open-source platform that doesn’t give a hoot about pesky legalities.

So come on, join us on this wild ride to tech utopia. Who knows, maybe someday you’ll be able to say you were part of the team that revolutionized the way we think about operating systems. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

BabyBlockBounce

BabyBlockBounce, birth of son, business contract, Caring, covid, family, financial problems, financing, Future, giving birth, Hospital, important meeting, leaving wife, Mother, new business, PROMISING.., sister, small office, Son, start up, tech-savvy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5758
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

application, apply, Boomers, Community, community-owned, DANK, Datapacks, Dynmap, endless possibilities, Events, Explore, financing, join us, Land, memes, Minecraft, Noobs, Plugins, rules, secure environment, simple voice chat, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, zoomers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!

Active players, application system, build contests, Community, Contribution, creative individuals, Datapacks, donation box, Dynmap, Events, financing, great community, Land, larger community, long term, Memelands, memes, Mild, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, protective plugins, rules, secure environment, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, time zones, Vanilla, Votes, Website, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Map Duration	Since 2019
Minimum Age	15
Server IP	play.memelands.com

Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.

Q: Is the map reset regularly?

A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.

Q: What kind of events are held on the server?

A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.

Q: How is the server managed financially?

A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8303	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	918	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1647	Votes:	7219

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	239	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

Crafty, deploy application, deploy efficiently, deploy quickly, deploy seamlessly, deploy smoothly, deploy software, deploy with confidence, deploy with ease, deploy without delay, deploy without downtime, deploy without issues, Deployers, deployment, deployment automation, deployment best practices, Deployment Process, deployment strategy, deployment tools, Minecraft, ready for deployment, ready to deploy, Server, software deployment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	168
Farms Harvested:	696	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Void Gems Collected:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!