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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5750 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 9678 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.
plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.
