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Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20
Animals Bred:	55	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8721	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

RP SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

The owner of the server “RP SERVER” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

49.12.168.17:27438

ZephCraft – Family Friendly Community SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

ZephCraft is a Friendly Community SMP built with love in Canada.

play.zephcraft.com to join the server

RedZephon hosts this server for his friends and family, but you’re invited to join us too! It’s often quiet, but sometimes a few of us are online. Join the discord to schedule a time to meetup and play.

Since the server is self-hosted, there’s no worry about a Minecraft host shutting down randomly, or the bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually even if there are no players actively online.

play.zephcraft.com

Welcome to CubeCadia, where even the square trees can’t stop us from having fun! Join our no-reset, crossplay SMP adventure today! 🍃

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview:

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered:

Dungeons
Player Warps / Shops
Custom Items
Custom Fishing
Custom Farming
Custom Mining
Rewards
Daily Bosses
Quests
Jobs
Cross Play

Links:

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

IP: play.cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.19 – 1.20.6

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is the server currently supporting version 1.20.6?

Yes, the server supports version 1.20.6.

What unique features does the server offer?

The server offers custom plugins, dungeons, player warps/shops, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “play.cubecadia.net” and Bedrock Port “19132” in your Minecraft client.

ForcedFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	307
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.

And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	9580
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!