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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6918 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8556 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
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