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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2459 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?