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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5690 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4861 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.
join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.
plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.
so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
