Our server is like a firmware update for your soul, helping you break free from the chains of inequality and injustice. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone has a chance to thrive (unless you’re a greedy capitalist, then maybe sit this one out).
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Job Security Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets a fair shot at success (unless you’re a rich person trying to exploit loopholes, then sorry not sorry). Join us if you’re tired of the unfair advantages the wealthy have and want to uplift the average worker (but don’t worry, we’re not trying to sell you on communism, that’s just a sneaky idea being pushed on you). -
Crafty Nation Minecraft Server
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Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
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Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck! -
> Been A Working Adult For 5 Years Now… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a broke adult like this poor soul? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret hidden treasure worth over $10k waiting for you to find! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected riches along the way. Who needs a real job when you can become a Minecraft millionaire in our wacky world? Join now and start your journey to financial freedom (in the most ridiculous way possible)! -
$100k Stock Index Living Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where all you need is $100k invested into a stock index to live like a king in Bangkok for 10 years! But wait, there’s more – for just $200k, you can extend your reign to 20 years and become the ultimate ruler of the server!Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
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My Minecraft SMP Net Worth Tracker
Are you tired of being a broke peasant in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can start from scratch and build your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams!Our server is filled with high-paying tech jobs that will have you rolling in virtual diamonds in no time. And if that’s not enough, we even have index funds and crypto investments to help you diversify your virtual portfolio.
Who needs to “make it” in the real world when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy SMP? Join now and watch your net worth skyrocket faster than you can say “blockchain”.
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Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.
Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!
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Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!