Financial Stability Minecraft Servers | Page 2

Boomer Minecraft SMP Player

30 year old, alts, Amerimutt, bank account, Bitcoin, boomer, cryptocurrency, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, House, Investments, Minecraft, player, real estate, rentoid, retiré, Retirement, retirement account, retirement planning, savings, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ores Mined:	4907
Runes Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being a rentoid like this poor Amerimutt boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and you’ll be rolling in so much virtual currency, you’ll forget about your real-life financial struggles. With our insane in-game economy, you’ll be able to buy a virtual mansion in no time and retire in style. Who needs a retirement account when you have diamond blocks, am I right? So come join us and start living the virtual high life today!

CashTo10k Minecraft SMP

budgeting, CashTo10k, cryptocurrency, debt payoff, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, investing, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, passive income, personal finance, quick cash, SAVING, side hustle, smp, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5761	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

So, picture this: you’re stranded in a foreign country with only 1670€ to your name. But fear not, because there’s a Minecraft SMP out there where you can turn that measly amount into a whopping 10000€ in less than a month! How, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are just waiting to be discovered. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rolling in the dough in no time.

But that’s not all – the server is also home to a group of eccentric players who are always up for a challenge. From building giant statues of themselves to organizing elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at doubling your money in a game of virtual blackjack.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and watch as your 1670€ magically transforms into 10000€ before your very eyes. Who needs a plane ticket home when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities?

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	134	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1926	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

big, big expenses, budget management, budgeting, Expenses, expenses tracking, financial decisions, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial wellness, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, overspending, personal finance, saving money, smp, spending habits

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	230	Animals Bred:	145
Crops Grown:	2091	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!

Job Security Minecraft Server

average worker, basic rights, Boundaries, communism, economic justice, economic system, Financial Security, Financial Stability, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Job, job security, labor rights, loopholes, Minecraft, rich people, Rnpc firmware update, SECURITY, Server, social inequality, unfairness, upliftment., wealth gap, Working class

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	6673	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets a fair shot at success (unless you’re a rich person trying to exploit loopholes, then sorry not sorry). Join us if you’re tired of the unfair advantages the wealthy have and want to uplift the average worker (but don’t worry, we’re not trying to sell you on communism, that’s just a sneaky idea being pushed on you).

Our server is like a firmware update for your soul, helping you break free from the chains of inequality and injustice. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone has a chance to thrive (unless you’re a greedy capitalist, then maybe sit this one out).

Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

alimony concerns, apartment purchase, budgeting, car ownership, career focus, Crafty, dating struggles, Financial goals, financial independence, financial priorities, Financial Stability, girls at work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, nation, personal finance, personal space, Relationship Status, saving money, Server, Single life, wealth building, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

benefit payments, budget cuts, economic hardship, economic impact, Financial Stability, financial support, frozen, frozen payments, government benefits, government policy, Housing, housing assistance, Housing benefit, housing crisis, low-income households, Minecraft, payments, poverty alleviation, public assistance, smp, social inequality, social safety net, social services, social welfare, welfare system

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9129
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

dental advice, dental appointments, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental equipment, dental health, dental hygiene, dental instruments, dental procedures, dental recommendations, dental tools, dental visits, Dentists, metal, oral hygiene, scraping teeth, sharp metal tools, soft bristled toothbrushes, Tools, toothbrush recommendations, toothbrush tips, Toothbrushes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	142
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

animated short film, Anime, catchy tune, classic remake, creative visuals, Cyberpunk, digital animation, donut, Donut Hole, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Hole, innovation, J-pop, Japanese culture, Minecraft, music video, production ig, Server, Technology, virtual singer, vocaloid, youtube video

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2818	Animals Bred:	91
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Ores Mined:	678	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	1572
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	6302	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8998	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3963	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!