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Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, bought at 20 cents, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, financial speculation, FuddieCraft, high risk, hodl, internet culture, internet money, Investment, kek fuddie, low price, meme coin, meme investment, Minecraft, Moonshot, Server, Speculative, Trading

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7491
Dimension Hops:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

addiction, Crafting, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug crisis, drug culture, drug education, drug epidemic, drug misconceptions, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug problem, drug rehabilitation, drug statistics, drug stigma, drug treatment, drug use, drug users, Drugs, HIGH, substance abuse

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	582039
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid imaging, Analyzed, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitively unimpaired adults, developing disease, Edition, family history, genetic predisposition, increased amyloid, increased risk, long tail tags, Maternal inheritance, Medical research, MomCraft, MOTHERS, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, researchers, Symptoms

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, github, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!