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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4427 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 421143 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia