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SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

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WelfareWarriors Minecraft SMP

Financial Security, Financial Stability, future planning, government assistance, living off welfare, Minecraft, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement dreams, retirement fund, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement mindset, retirement planning, retirement savings, smp, social security, Welfare, welfare system, WelfareWarriors, Working

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everyone is on a mission to achieve the ultimate goal of living off welfare like a boss! Why wait until retirement to relax and chill when you can start living the good life now in our virtual world?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?

But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

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BlockchainBillionaire

Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockchainBillionaire, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, digital wallets, financial amnesia, financial humor, Financial Security, financial technology, forgotten assets, internet money, Investment, long term investments, lost investments, secure access, speculative assets, speculative investments, valuable jokes, virtual currency

so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!

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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

Banking, banking infrastructure, computer transactions, currency exchange, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., Download, economic system, electronic funds, file management, financial backing, financial regulations, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial technology, JOOZ, Jooz banking system, JoozBanker, Minecraft, monetary value, money download, more, online banking, smp, System, transaction processing, value sustainability, work

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

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$5M Shopaholic SMP

donate to charity, dream come true, Dream House, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Security, help family, invest wisely, jackpot, lavish lifestyle, life-changing win, live the dream, Lottery, luxury car, MONEY, pay off debts, secure future, Shopaholic, shopping spree, smp, Splurge, travel the world

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

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ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

asset allocation, blue chip stocks, capital preservation, combat inflation, conservative investing, Diversification, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, inflation protection, investment strategy, long-term investment., money management, parking money, ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, savings account, stock market, wealth building

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!

Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.

And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

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NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).

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CraftyBillionaire

billionaire, billionaire dreams, CraftyBillionaire, dream purchases, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, lavish living, luxury, Luxury items, material possessions, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, money management, opulence, shopping spree, spending spree, splurging, wealth

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!

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Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

Blockchain, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital wallet, dont, drinkable, faucet water, Financial Security, financial technology, FLUSH, flush money, Imaginary, imaginary internet money, internet, internet currency, Minecraft, MONEY, online payments, peer-to-peer transactions, rugged, secure transactions, smp, toilet faucet, virtual money

Are you tired of your imaginary internet money going down the drain? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the currency flows like water from your toilet faucet – and don’t worry, it’s perfectly drinkable!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

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50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!

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SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

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QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

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HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

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SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

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CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist
CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information Details

Server Type Vanilla

Server Address play.core-mc.net

Location Eastern United States

Server Specifications Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?
1. No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
2. No item dupe glitches
3. Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
4. No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
5. No hacking/xray/flyhacks
6. Alt accounts allowed with permission
How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.
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BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

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SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

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BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!

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PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

#sustainability, clogged pipes, consumer protection, deceptive marketing, disposable products, eco-friendly alternatives, Edition, environmental impact, false advertising, flushable, flushable wipes, infrastructure damage, long-term consequences, misleading claims, PlumbCraft, Plumbing, product labeling, public health, regulatory oversight, responsible disposal, Server, sewer systems, wastewater treatment, water pollution, wipes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise a lot but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even the flushable wipes are jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of destroying plumbing and sewer systems with just a click of a button. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and towns? So come on, join us and let’s flush away all your worries on our insane Minecraft server!

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MineCraftyJailbreak

13 year old, abuse of power, Accountability, allegations, controversy, criminal charges, criminal justice, Evidence, investigation, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, MineCraftyJailbreak, Presidency, Prison, rape, scandal, sexual assault, trump

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Minecraft Servers

Unprecedented Financial Security Minecraft Servers

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

BlockchainBillionaire

JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

$5M Shopaholic SMP

ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

NoBobNoCardCraft

CraftyBillionaire

Oh your imaginary internet money rugged? Don’t flush from Minecraft SMP!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

QuitCraftSpeedrun

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

What are the server rules?

How can I join CoreMC?

Is CoreMC active?

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

BossMan’sBlockParty

PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

MineCraftyJailbreak

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)