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Sneaky Sneaky SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	1501
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

420 SURVIVAL

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	83
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to 420 Survival, the ultimate chill Minecraft experience! Explore a vibrant survival world packed with exciting features and a laid-back community. With mcMMO, JobsReborn, and LevelledMobs, you can level up your skills, take on jobs, and battle custom mobs for epic rewards.

Log in daily for Daily Rewards, complete quests, and run your own shops with ChestShop and PlayerAuctions. Protect your builds with Factions and make life easier with quality-of-life plugins like LumberJack.

Enjoy seamless Java and Bedrock crossplay, and stand out with custom tags, ranks, and player-driven economies. Regular events and challenges keep the fun going, whether you’re here to grind, build, or just vibe.

Join us today and blaze your own path in 420 Survival!

212.192.28.183:25594

Cum Covered Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds are the sticky ropes of cum covering all the sluts! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing and wanting more. From building giant phallic structures to battling mobs with dildos as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring a towel for all the cum-covered sluts you’ll encounter along the way!

””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

confusion, critique, Decision making, disbelief, Government, guy, Incompetence, intelligence, judgment, leadership, Minecraft, Political Criticism, Politics, questioning authority, questioning choices, questioning decisions, questioning motives, smp, stupid, stupidity, trump, Trump administration, vice president, vp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	313969

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LaurenZside Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	6239
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LaurenZside is a popular YouTuber known for her diverse content including gaming, reaction videos, vlogs, and animations. With a bubbly personality and quirky sense of humor, she has amassed a large following of over 2.5 million subscribers on her channel. LaurenZside is also active on social media platforms such as Twitch and Instagram, where she continues to engage and entertain her fans.

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3346
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8262	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	137	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	67	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	7240

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!