financial regulations Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7858
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

Conquer, Corruption, economic sanctions, evade, evading, financial crimes, financial regulations, financial transparency, global politics, government corruption, illicit funds, international finance, money laundering, money trail, offshore accounts, political corruption, russia, Russian economy, sanctions evasion, shell companies, ShellCraft, tax evasion, US sanctions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Ummah’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, ethical finance, financial ethics, financial principles, financial regulations, financial transactions, halal banking, interest-free loans, Islamic banking system, Islamic culture, Islamic economy, Islamic finance, Islamic law, Islamic teachings, Minecraft, Muslim community, No Riba, religious beliefs, religious guidelines, Server, sharia compliant, ummah, Ummahs, usury prohibition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Animals Bred:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and farming the same old crops? Well, look no further because our server is the No Riba edition, where we take things to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not the last part, but we’re working on it).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond castle and a pet dragon (not guaranteed, but hey, a player can dream).

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on the No Riba edition server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you in the game!

CraftyCommies vs BankBros

BankBros, banking policies, banking restrictions, Chinese electronics, CraftyCommies, cross-border payments, currency exchange, economic sanctions, electronic transactions, financial news, financial regulations, geopolitical tensions, global trade, international finance, international transactions, media reports, Middle East banking, payment processing, Russian payments, trade relations, UAE banking system, UAE banks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mines Excavated:	4206
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mines Excavated:	1637	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

Banking, banking infrastructure, computer transactions, currency exchange, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., Download, economic system, electronic funds, file management, financial backing, financial regulations, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial technology, JOOZ, Jooz banking system, JoozBanker, Minecraft, monetary value, money download, more, online banking, smp, System, transaction processing, value sustainability, work

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	5270	Farms Harvested:	668
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

WallstreetCraft

compliance issues, corporate greed, Corruption, finance, financial industry, Financial Misconduct, financial regulations, financial scandals, Hedge Funds, insider trading, Investment Banking, market abuse, market manipulation, regulatory violations, securities fraud, stock market, unethical behavior, unethical practices, wall street, WallstreetCraft, white collar crime

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS

asset forfeiture, banking industry, BlockyRubles, compliance, economic sanctions, Escape, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial reporting, foreign assets, forfeiture, government oversight, international relations, IRS, legal requirements, money laundering, new law, regulatory compliance, Reporting, RUSSIAN ASSETS, Russian government, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	71
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Enna, EnnaAlouette, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Llamas, millie, MillieParfait, nina, NinaKosaka, Previous thread, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2815	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	9520	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	965	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	4976

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	7455
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!