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  • Flight2BlockHezCash

    Flight2BlockHezCash
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

    But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

    Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

    So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

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  • BlockBucksRUs

    BlockBucksRUs
    yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

    also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

    oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

    so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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  • ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

    ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

    we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

    plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

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  • CraftyCommies vs BankBros

    CraftyCommies vs BankBros
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

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  • KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

    KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!
    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

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  • WallstreetCraft

    WallstreetCraft
    Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

    Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

    So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS

    BlockyRubles: No Escape From IRS
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, totally insane, bro.

    we got russian assets, like, wut even is that? who knows, but it sounds cool, right? and, get this, the US banks are gonna start reporting them for, like, forfeiture or something. it’s gonna be wild, man.

    so, like, if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where things are so random and unpredictable, u gotta join us. cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe we’ll find some hidden treasure or summon a dragon or something.

    so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together. cuz this server is gonna be off the charts, bro.

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  • CashCraft Minecraft Server

    CashCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

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