UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchantments Applied:	273
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	182
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

Active, Arena, Bait, Benefits, Claiming, classic, Combat, creations, Features, Fishing, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gear, Grief Prevention, Immersive, Join, Lies, Lobster, log, merchant, Minecrafters, Party, pond, Pot, PvP, Rarity, regrets, Server, Shady, Skills, smp, White

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
Platform Compatibility	Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
Are there regular server resets?	NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
How can I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

empowerment, female, feminism, fetish, gender, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender traitor, kink, Minecraft, Misogyny, MisogynyQueen, Self-expression, Server, sexual liberation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, taboo

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5400	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

Champion, Entertainment, Japan, Japanese wrestling, madness, Marigold, Marigold costume, Minecraft, new japan pro wrestling, njpw, okada, Okada in Marigold, Okada Kazuchika, professional wrestling, Rossy, Rossy won, Server, Sports Entertainment, Victory, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	860	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

BratBuster’s Block Party

Behavior, BLOCK, Boundaries, Brat, BratBusters, custody, DAUGHTER, Defending, Defense, Friend, Guilt, Hotel, Laundry, outside opinion, overstepping, parenting, Party, perspective, Shaming, single father, Sleep, spoiled, work

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Animals Bred:	103	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3869	Crops Grown:	7365
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Emeralds Found:	3825	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

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