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Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mines Excavated:	1331
Endless Night Skies:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Votes:	3548	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Items Found:	1465
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1065
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!