join our epic minecraft server where we have so much yuan, you’ll think you’re in russia! our chinese players are pulling away from the nation because they can’t handle all the fun we’re having. come join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and fight our way to victory. who needs russian banks when you have all the yuan you could ever want in minecraft? come join us and see for yourself!
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YuanGoneWild Minecraft Server
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CraftyCommies vs BankBros
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!
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CraftyChopsticks
so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join dis one cuz it’s LIT AF.we got pandas that do backflips and dragons that fart rainbows. not to mention, our villagers throw the best parties in town.
if u join dis server, u’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. ur diamonds will be endless and ur crops will grow in seconds.
plus, we have a secret underground dance club where u can boogie with creepers and skeletons. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe. u won’t regret it, i promise.
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BlockyCommieBankBan
OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more unpaid dues than Adani Power from Bangladesh 😂 our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness 🤣 we have diamonds for days, so many diamonds that even Herobrine is jealous 👀 join now and become a part of our crazy community where we build giant statues of Steve riding a pig 🐷💎🔥 #minecraftgoals #joinusnow
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ChinaCashOutCraft
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
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SovietCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia’s gdp look like a snail on a treadmill! our inflation is so high, it’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair! with all the state spending, you’ll feel like you’re swimming in a pool of diamonds and emeralds! join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a russian nesting doll on a roller coaster!
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NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness
lol u kno wat u need when u sad about stocks? MINECRAFT SERVER. come join us and forget all ur worries about bear markets and stuff. we got creepers blowin up ur problems, zombies eatin ur financial stress, and skeletons shootin ur worries away.our server is like a magical place where u can build ur dream house out of virtual blocks and pretend like u rich in a world where diamonds are more valuable than stocks.
join us and u will never have to worry about ur portfolio again, cuz u will be too busy mining for gold and fighting off dragons. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends who will have ur back even when ur stocks are down.
so come on, forget about japan’s stock rout and enter a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds u can find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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MineBP Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AS BIG AS UR MOMMA’S FOOT! WE GONNA HAND OUT $7 BILLION TO PLAYERS DIS YEAR CUZ WE EXPANDIN’ OUR OIL OPERATIONS IN DA GAME! U CAN BE DA RICHEST PLAYER IN DA WHOLE BLOCK WORLD AND HAVE A DIAMOND CASTLE BIGGER THAN DA MOON! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN AND RICHES, U SILLY GOOSE!
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Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!
HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!