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CryptoMilei Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentinaโs opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! itโs like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment -
Cosmic Nexus 1.20
Yo, have you heard of this absolute mad lad server called /nasfaqg/? It’s like, a financial market simulator but with a twist – you buy coins that represent Hololive and Holostars members! It’s like playing the stock market, but for weebs and schizos. And get this, cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved! But don’t worry, you won’t get better at real stocks from this, it’s just for fun.If you wanna join this chaotic ride, check out the info at https://nasfaq.biz/info. And make sure to do your research using these links: https://schedule.hololive.tv/, https://vt.poi.cat/, https://hololive.jetri.co/, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2Y.
We even have F.U.C.K. Reports, a real oshiboard spreadsheet, a betting leaderboard, and a returns report archive. Plus, some Google Sheets you can copy to use yourself, like the SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet, Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet, Electrum’s fund trading sheet, and Mikofag’s archive of thread OC.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on /nasfaqg/ and let’s take $KRONII to the moon, baby! ๐๐ #StonksForWeebs #HololiveStocksGoneWild #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
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Money Minecraft SMP Purposes
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!
On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!
Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!
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All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.
So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!
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$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience
๐คฃ Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! ๐คBut wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches โ join now and let the chaos begin! ๐๐ฐ #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
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Blockageddon
Are you tired of boring, stable Minecraft servers that never keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because our server is dangerously close to collapse at any moment! Join us for a thrilling experience where you never know if your creations will be standing or in ruins the next time you log on.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary creeper that has been known to spontaneously explode entire villages just for fun. Will you be able to outsmart this explosive menace and survive the chaos?
If that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Can you navigate your way through the treacherous tunnels and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the chaos, danger, and excitement that awaits you at every turn!
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CrappyCoin – Minecraft SMP Edition: Tell me what is the most crappiest alt coin to invest in rn…
Are you tired of investing in boring old alt coins that actually have potential? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to dump all your virtual currency into the most crappiest alt coin imaginable!Join us and watch as your investments plummet to new lows, leaving you with nothing but regret and a sense of impending doom. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about how you single-handedly destroyed your own virtual wealth in the most spectacular fashion possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and make the worst financial decision of your life today!
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CrashCraft: Market Mayhem
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible! -
CryptoCraft SMP: >Can’t Control Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is regulated and controlled? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have absolutely no control over anything – not even crypto! That’s right, we can’t control it, we can’t regulate it, and we definitely can’t ban it. In fact, we’ve even colluded with Blackrock to buy up most of it and send it straight to zero!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From diamond-encrusted pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure you’re ready for a wild ride!
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HappyInvestors Minecraft Server
Are you tired of investing in the wrong virtual currencies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto investment! Join us and watch your virtual coins skyrocket in value as you build, mine, and craft your way to riches.Forget about Holo and Niji, our server’s currency is the next big thing in the digital world. Rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret investor and has hidden diamond blocks all over the server for players to find. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have Blockcoin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and shears this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. What will you wish for?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of virtual investing like never before. Who needs the real stock market when you can have a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than a diamond mine?