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Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyBizDegreeWoes

business degree, career, CraftyBizDegreeWoes, DEBT, Decision making, economics, education, education system, employment, finance, financial investment, future planning, job market, job prospects, learning, market analysis, money management, roi, Skills, student loans, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet castle with your friends! why waste your time studying when you can be crafting diamond pickaxes and fighting off creepers? our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	155361
Dragon Eggs Found:	3558	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

bank account, blocky, Citizens, citizenship, CREEPERS, expat community., expat life, financial investment, foreign residency, immigration, Join, Latin America, legal residency, living abroad, Paradise, Paraguay, Paraguayan citizenship, ParaguayCraft, Permanent, permanent residency, Relocation, residency by investment, residency permit, residency process, residency requirements, south america, Visa

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Towns Built:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Votes:	1947	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	897942	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ores Mined:	7043	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magic Items Found:	3693

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1749
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8413
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.