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Daughter University – Minecraft Server
career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, UniversityAre you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin! -
CraftyBizDegreeWoes
business degree, career, CraftyBizDegreeWoes, DEBT, Decision making, economics, education, education system, employment, finance, financial investment, future planning, job market, job prospects, learning, market analysis, money management, roi, Skills, student loans, Understandingjoin our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet castle with your friends! why waste your time studying when you can be crafting diamond pickaxes and fighting off creepers? our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure! -
404 House Not Found
14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoidsWelcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?
So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!
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ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!
bank account, blocky, Citizens, citizenship, CREEPERS, expat community., expat life, financial investment, foreign residency, immigration, Join, Latin America, legal residency, living abroad, Paradise, Paraguay, Paraguayan citizenship, ParaguayCraft, Permanent, permanent residency, Relocation, residency by investment, residency permit, residency process, residency requirements, south america, VisaHey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.
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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
Apology, ApologyCraft, Canada, CBC News, Colonialism, Cultural preservation, Dakota, first nations, formal apology, Government, historic designation, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, Lakota, Minecraft, Nations, native american, North America, reconciliation, Refugees, Server, treaty rightsLOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE APOLOGIZE TO PIXELATED DAKOTA AND LAKOTA NATIONS FOR BEING CALLED REFUGEES.WE GOT PIXELATED CANADIAN PRIME MINISTERS SAYIN SORRY AND GIVIN OUT FREE DIAMOND BLOCKS AS COMPENSATION.
COME BUILD A PIXELATED TEEPEE AND RIDE A PIXELATED MOOSE WHILE WE MAKE HISTORY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD.
JOIN US FOR SOME PIXELATED APOLOGY FUN!