1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”
2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.
3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.
4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?
But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!
Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.
Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. Players rode on unicorns and battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The sun never set, and the creepers danced the night away. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination, and the only rule was to have fun.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it. Want someone to build a castle for you? Your zombie will do it. Need someone to tell you jokes while you mine for diamonds? Your zombie will do it (and probably tell some bad puns too).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the halving like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
| Java IP | play.ExeosCraft.com |
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| Bedrock IP | play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/exeoscraft |
| Trailer Link | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU |
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ExeosCraft. We promote a positive and respectful gaming environment.
A: No, we have a zero Pay-To-Win policy. All players are treated equally and fairly.
A: Join our Discord server and engage with the community. You can also suggest features through our Discord channel.
Join us on our server where the only thing more wild than our players’ builds are the conspiracy theories we come up with about Herobrine. Trust us, you’ve never seen a group of players more dedicated to finding that elusive blocky legend.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Forget about diamond swords and enchanted armor, our players have been known to defeat their opponents using nothing but a stack of potatoes and a wooden pickaxe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper). Who needs boring YouTube videos when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server firsthand?
Imagine a world where Vtubers are not just cute anime girls, but actual characters in an immersive cinematic experience. Each stream, game played, and song sung becomes part of a bigger ongoing narrative that unfolds before your very eyes. It’s like watching the greatest anime ever, but live and in Minecraft form!
Join us on this crazy journey where every block placed and every mob slain adds to the epic story being written live. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the madness!
Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and show off your building skills in our love-themed challenges. Who knows, you might just find your Steve or Alex in shining diamond armor waiting for you at the end of a redstone trail of roses.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!
Server IP: play.shaded.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/
| New Features |
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| NEW! Fishing Log |
| NEW! Lobster Pots |
| NEW! PvP Arena |
| Land Claiming and Grief Prevention |
| Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions |
| Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks |
| Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges |
| 50+ Custom Enchants |
| mcMMO Skills and Progression |
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻
Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg
We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖
Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!
Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?
So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!
Expect the unexpected on our server, where every player is a master builder and every chicken is a secret agent in disguise. Dive into our virtual world and explore hidden dungeons filled with enchanted loot, or challenge your friends to a sheep-shearing competition where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week.
So why wait for the real Switch 2 reveal when you can experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).