1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”
2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.
3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.
4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?
But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!
Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.
Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. Players rode on unicorns and battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The sun never set, and the creepers danced the night away. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination, and the only rule was to have fun.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it. Want someone to build a castle for you? Your zombie will do it. Need someone to tell you jokes while you mine for diamonds? Your zombie will do it (and probably tell some bad puns too).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the halving like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop.
Need a break from building? How about a friendly competition of who can ride a pig the longest without falling off? Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square.
And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Server Name | Bloom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP Address | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Supported Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Features:
Bloom SMP is not modded, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
Bloom SMP is a Minecraft Survival multiplayer server where players can have fun, make new friendships, and enjoy a friendly community.
No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Yes, the server has rules to ensure a positive playing experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or Discord for more information on the rules.
You can join Bloom SMP by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using Minecraft version 1.9 – 1.21.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Our patch notes are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a Final Fantasy game.
We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – the Moonfire Faire is nothing compared to the crazy events we have planned for you!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in tournaments. Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate at one of our events!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some friendly competition. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered.
But that’s not all – we also have weekly events like “Pig Racing” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can show off your skills and win some epic prizes.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the madness begin! Who needs to save the world when you can build your own in blocky paradise?