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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7575 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
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