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CraftyCashGrabCrafters

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the infamous failed projects throughout history, from the Titanic to the Fyre Festival. Explore the depths of the ocean and see if you can find the Heart of the Ocean diamond, or try to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a cheese sandwich and a tent. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with gold bars and ancient artifacts. So come join us and experience the biggest waste of money in human history firsthand, because why not? It’s all just pixels and fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	4410	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

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Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2851
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ores Mined:	6018
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	100
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Animals Bred:	180
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?