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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2270 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 197 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!