Our server is so wild, even your unemployed 54-year-old brother who got his apartment through KARM will be begging for a spot. Who needs rent money when you can mine for diamonds and build your dream house?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next.
Tired of always picking up the tab for your spouse’s entire extended family? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Unless, of course, you want to build a virtual restaurant and treat everyone to a feast of pixelated pork chops.
Join us and build your own virtual Chinese-American family, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual family drama, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world of endless possibilities.
So come on, don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole), join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cousin who’s willing to split the bill with you.
Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.
Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!
Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.
Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!
Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!
Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!
Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!
Just like in real life, you won’t have to worry about someone mooching off of you here. In fact, our virtual world is so advanced that you can even make your virtual spouse pay their fair share of the bills! No more arguments about money, just fun and games all day long.
And if you ever feel like your virtual spouse isn’t pulling their weight, you can just block them and move on to a new adventure. No need to deal with any real-life drama here, just pure gaming bliss.
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a real spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with $4,500 worth of diamonds! And just like Fred winning the raffle, you could be the lucky player to strike it rich.
But beware, just like the dad in this story, you may have to make some tough decisions. Will you share the wealth with your fellow players, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, karma is real even in the virtual world of Minecraft.
So come join us on our server, where every block you break could lead to a fortune beyond your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky winner in our epic raffle events. See you in the game!
Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Welcome to Perfectum SMP |
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A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others. What you can expect:
We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us! |
| FAQ | Answer |
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| 1. How do I join Perfectum SMP? | To join Perfectum SMP, simply follow the link to our Discord server and complete the application process. Once approved, you’ll have access to the server. |
| 2. Are there any specific rules on the server? | We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are detailed on our Discord server and website for reference. |
| 3. Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community and play together on Perfectum SMP. |
| 4. Are there any in-game events or activities? | Yes, we regularly plan events and activities for the community to participate in, both in-game and externally. Keep an eye on announcements on Discord for upcoming events. |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have a standalone PC client for you to download, but we also have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about some secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where you’ll sail the seas, save the light, and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you can team up with Uruka the Firestarter to burn down entire forests for fun, or join Michiru the Purple Ninja in epic PvP battles where she disappears into thin air like a true master of stealth.
And don’t forget about Maemi the Sky Queen who can fly through the skies on a pig while raining down thunderstorms on unsuspecting players, or Pippa the Pumpkin Princess who can turn any block into a pumpkin with just a flick of her wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, if you dare!
Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
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| Features | Multiple shops, detailed house building, creativity space, storyline making/Lore |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/UnVFNdCe |
| Spawn | Safe area for building shops and other structures |
| Season | Season 1 |
| Seeking | Good builders |
Yes, you can start multiple shops on the server.
Absolutely, feel free to spend as much time as you’d like detailing your house!
As long as the structures are appropriate, you are free to build whatever you desire.
Players are encouraged to create their own storylines or lore on the server.
The server is looking for good builders primarily.
You can join the server by accessing our Discord server through the provided link.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.
Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.
Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Welcome to The Real SMP. This is a friendly and welcoming server. We invite all types of players. We made this SMP at the start of this year and strive to make it better every day.
| Feature | Description |
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| Homes and Warps | Allowing players to teleport to previous locations instead of traveling long distances. |
| Community Spawn | A safe place to trade and build without griefing and raiding. |
| Player Cosmetics | Enjoy a range of player cosmetics for FREE! |
The use of profanity should be kept to a minimum. However, any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited.
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players: “hacks”, “cheats”. You may use mods like minimap and other mods that don’t change the game completely. Shaders are allowed.
If you are ever banned on our Minecraft server, appeal here.
Server IP: mc.therealsmp.com
We welcome you! So, join today…
To join our server, simply use the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Yes, please refer to our Rules section above, including no inappropriate language and no cheating.
If you are banned, you can appeal by visiting our appeal page here.
Yes, players can enjoy a range of player cosmetics for free on The Real SMP.
No, we have a Community Spawn where players can trade and build without griefing and raiding.
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players. Mods like minimap and shaders are allowed.