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LostInCraft Minecraft SMP – How are you going to explain to everybody that you lost thousands of diamonds?

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only Ponzi scheme you’ll be dealing with is trying to convince your friends to join our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs real-life investments when you can invest your time in creating the ultimate base and dodging creepers instead?

So come on, forget about your financial woes and join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep because you can’t stop playing! Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain to your friends how you fell for a scheme called “APU”.

Minecraft SMP – The Mother of All Blocks – Celtic vs. Rangers – The Battle Royale

10 league titles, away fans, battle, BLEEDING, blocks, celtic, Clement’s men, DOMINANCE, financial downfall, historic season, hostile Celtic Park, league titles, Minecraft, Mother, old firm, rangers, Rivalry, Royale.., smp, Steven Gerrard, The Mother of All Battles, unbeaten season, World record

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Void Gems Collected:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Get ready for the most epic season of Minecraft SMP yet! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with drama, rivalry, and intense competition. Just like the historic rivalry between Rangers and Celtic, our players will battle it out for supremacy and bragging rights.

Will you be part of the team that breaks records and makes history? Or will you join forces with the underdogs and defy the odds? With only one league title under their belt, can you help Rangers rise to the top and reclaim their former glory? Or will you be the one to lead Celtic to victory and finally achieve the elusive 10 league titles in a row?

Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected outcomes. Who knows what will happen next in this crazy world of Minecraft SMP? So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	6944
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	544121	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?

So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!

CheapCudaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft with a slow GPU? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining with lightning-fast graphics processing power. Our server is so powerful, it can even support a modern CUDA version while you build your dream pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Only those with the best GPUs can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within.

So why settle for a subpar GPU when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join us now and start mining, crafting, and exploring with the best of them!

FamilyFiascoCraft

Boundaries, career, cultural taboo, education, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FamilyFiascoCraft, financial responsibility, Guilt, homelessness, Layoffs, MONEY, parents, PRESSURE, relationships, sacrifice, Severance, societal expectations, ungrateful, Wedding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

BedbugBlastMC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness

Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

Overview

Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been up?	The server has been up for a month now.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community.

VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4661
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!

BdayLurker Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	266	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoobNoMoreMC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1707	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

Vanilla Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6532	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	351120
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

The owner of the server “Vanilla” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Davidscloud Servers: Home of The Most Confusing Server Description Ever!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Farms Harvested:	591	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

About Davidscloud

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Features

Our Minecraft server has a variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

Features

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Features

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit

Features

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Join our Discord

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/