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CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

– LOLdonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old regular cities? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wacky world of the CITY of London!

Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of creepers stampedes past you, blowing up buildings left and right. But don’t worry, our city is constantly under construction thanks to our resident Endermen architects!

Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our virtual pub where the villagers serve up the best virtual ale in all of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get into a virtual bar fight with the pigmen!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our virtual minecart system that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you might just run into a dragon or two.

So why live in a boring old regular city when you can join the madness of the CITY of London on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	184
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3282	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	314554
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6500	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!