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  • UnderdogCo SMP

    UnderdogCo SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like, totally lit! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a dragon!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now before it’s too late!

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  • CraftyCommies: BankruptBlockade

    CraftyCommies: BankruptBlockade
    come join the most epic minecraft server ever! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on this server. our economy is so crazy, it’s like a tidal wave of bankruptcies hitting russia! but don’t worry, you can still build your dream castle and rule over your peasants like a true tsar. plus, we have a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas that will trade you rare items for emeralds. join now before putin himself comes knocking on our virtual doors!

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  • InkCrafted Minecraft Server

    InkCrafted Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as a bad tattoo appointment!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with last-minute cancellations, unprofessional behavior, and passive-aggressive Instagram stories. You never know what to expect next – maybe the server owner will forget your request, change the appointment time, or even claim to have health issues just to avoid you!

    But hey, who needs professionalism when you can have a good ol’ time dealing with unnecessary drama? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself – it’s like a bad tattoo appointment, but in Minecraft form!

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  • BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

    BankruptBlock Minecraft Server
    join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • Blocky Bankruptcy

    Blocky Bankruptcy
    Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated blocks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Wrong! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being broke and jobless is actually a good thing!

    Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!

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