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i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Votes:	899	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

Blocky Bankruptcy

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, career failure, Career Setback, career stagnation, DEBT, economic downturn, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial distress, financial hardship, financial ruin, financial struggle, foreclosure, job insecurity, job loss, layoff, low wages, POVERTY, underemployment, unemployment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated blocks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Wrong! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being broke and jobless is actually a good thing!

Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!

LostInCraft Minecraft SMP – How are you going to explain to everybody that you lost thousands of diamonds?

apu, Deception, diamonds, EXPLAIN, financial catastrophe, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial deception, financial devastation, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial fraud, financial loss, financial ruin, financial scam, financial scheme, fraud, Investment, Lost, Lost Money, LostInCraft, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, scam, smp, THOUSANDS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only Ponzi scheme you’ll be dealing with is trying to convince your friends to join our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs real-life investments when you can invest your time in creating the ultimate base and dodging creepers instead?

So come on, forget about your financial woes and join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep because you can’t stop playing! Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain to your friends how you fell for a scheme called “APU”.

Cashnado Craft: Where Zero Inheritance Means Endless Fun!

Bad Luck, betrayal and loss, Cashnado, Craft, Endless, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, Family secrets, financial devastation, financial disaster, financial turmoil, Fun, Inheritance, inheritance chaos, inheritance dispute, inheritance gone wrong, lost fortune, Means, money problems, unexpected event, unexpected inheritance, unexpected windfall, Unlucky, Zero inheritance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7628
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to work hard for your inheritance? Well, look no further because on our server, there was a cashnado that wiped out all inheritance! That’s right, no more relying on your rich uncle’s fortune to get ahead in the game. Now you have to earn your diamonds the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting like a true warrior.

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing falling from the sky is cold hard cash (thanks to the cashnado, of course). Build your empire from the ground up, literally, as you navigate through a world where money doesn’t grow on trees – it falls from the sky in a whirlwind of chaos.

So come on down and join the fun on our server where the only thing guaranteed is that you won’t be getting any inheritance. But hey, who needs it when you’ve got a cashnado on your side?

MissileCraft: Where Explosions Are Just a Click Away!

Accountability, AUTHORITY, catastrophic event, civilian areas, Click, consequences, ethical dilemma, explosions, global conflict, human rights violation, international law, Launch, legal ramifications, Military Action, Missile, MissileCraft, moral responsibility, nuke strike, peacekeeping efforts, political repercussions, security breach, unauthorized attack, war crime

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling for a nuke strike on civilian areas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for the ultimate chaotic experience as you navigate through a world where explosions are the norm and destruction is the name of the game.

But be warned, if you don’t have the authority to call for a nuke strike, you may face some hilarious consequences. Picture this: you accidentally hit the wrong button and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere, laying explosive eggs everywhere. Or maybe a herd of angry llamas start spitting TNT at you while riding on top of flying pigs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and mayhem unfold before your very eyes? Come join us and see what crazy antics await you in our explosive Minecraft world!

Project Freedom

America, ballot boxes, building, Business, Citizens, city, Democracy, Earth, elections, Government, Laws, Leaders, Map, Minecraft, opportunities, Oval Office, policies, president, Roleplay, Server, Server Experience, States, Survival, Towny, Townyearth, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Project FreedomProject Freedom is a Minecraft roleplay server hosted on a 1-to-100 scale map of the contiguous United States, or, in other words, one block for every 100 meters in real-life.

In addition to that, we have an incredibly enriching and unique experience that allows players to join roles in government, vote for leaders, and make their voices heard in the server. Our goal is to re-create America in all of her glory, from sea to shining sea, and from ballot boxes to the oval office.

Run for OfficeOn Project Freedom, you can run for government on federal and state levels. If you have ever been interested in learning how the US government functions, this can be the server for you! We offer a lot of opportunities to our players, who can change the laws and functions of the server by passing and changing laws. Here, you can participate in elections, shape policies, and lead your fellow citizens. Will you be the next great president?

Start your Business

Create a City

projectfreedommc.com

Quirky Quasars: Where Vanilla is Semi and Java is Brewed Strong

Active, balance, brewed, Builds, Community, Creative, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Friendly, friendship, group, java, java edition, long-lasting, multiplayer, Quasars, quirky, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, smp, STRONG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crops Grown:	2547
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	236	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Focus	Creativity and Community
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/GXpB4bwC

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist?

A: Yes, players need to apply and be approved to join our server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to promote a positive and respectful community. They can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join after they have been approved through the application process.

Dxrery Networks VS Hypixel

Adventure, Community Based, Creative Builds, custom events, custom gameplay, diverse player base, dynamic player shops, Economy, enchantment system, Epic battles, Exploration, Friendly staff, global members, immersive experience, interactive quests, Leveling system, MCMMO, player progression, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, Thriving Economy, Towny, Unique Features, Vibrant Community

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8205	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Comparison between Hypixel and Dxrery Networks

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide range of mini-games	Potential for lag due to high player count
Creative mode with extensive building options	Frequent updates and maintenance may cause disruptions

Dxrery Networks

Pros	Cons
Custom mod-like features	Smaller player base
Time-based ranks	Potential for less frequent updates
Community-focused	May have limited mini-game options

FAQ:

What is the player base like on Hypixel?

Hypixel has a large player base, making it easy to find games and interact with a diverse community.

Is there potential for lag on Hypixel?

Due to the high player count, Hypixel may experience lag at times, especially during peak hours.

What sets Dxrery Networks apart from other servers?

Dxrery Networks offers custom mod-like features, time-based ranks, and a community-focused environment.

Are there frequent updates on Dxrery Networks?

While the server has been running since 2018, the frequency of updates may vary compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

Creepin’ Steve’s Gender Confusion

confusion, CREEPIN, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity acceptance, gender identity awareness, gender identity exploration, Gender norms, gender perception, gender questioning, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Is this a woman?, societal expectations, Steves, Womanhood, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Or how about taming a herd of flying pigs to ride into battle against an army of evil llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Is this a woman?” quest, where you must travel to the ends of the Minecraft world to discover the truth behind this mysterious question.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Blocky Bros: Mine for a Nigga

Allegiance, blocky, Bond, bros, brotherhood, camaraderie, Commitment, Companionship, Dedication, devotion, faithfulness, friendship, love, loyalty, nigga, Partnership, ride or die, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, Trust, Unity

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Crops Grown:	8803	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?

SISWA SMP || SURVIVAL ECO || CRATES || CLAIM LAND || TEAMS || SLIMEFUN || JOIN NOW!

Auctions, Basic Rank, Claim Land, Crates, crossplay, Friends, Game Menu, Indonesian, invite, join now, Prizes, Server, Shop, SISWA SMP, Slimefun, smp, Special rank, Survival, SURVIVAL ECO, Survival Economy, Teams, Vote

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Siswa SMP is an Indonesian Minecraft server with a survival economy themeWe have several features including:- Survival Economy- Crates- Teams- Claim Land- Shop- Game Menu- Auctions- Basic/Special Rank- Slimefunand many moreinvite your friends and vote on our server to get prizes!

myybasic.piksinghost.my.id:19132

The Vanilla SMP server for adults who never reset but always rollback! Java/Bedrock 1.20+!

Adults, application, apply, Community, Discord, Economy, edit, hermitcraft, Immersive, Javabedrock, Join, Minecraft, Players, Reset, Rollback, rules, Server, shopping district, smp, Staff, Standards, Vanilla, whitelist process

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Emeralds Found:	6543
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

IP	play.boxxymc.fun
New Season	Started April 1st 2024

Looking for a nice Hermitcraft style server to experience vanilla Minecraft again? Join BoxxyMC!

Quick Links

Wiki: https://wiki.boxxymc.fun/
Discord: https://discord.gg/7b5a4uBJjU

We play in a beautiful Minecraft world that is designed specifically for our needs, by our own staff and players. Player built shopping district with diamond based economy, creating possibly the most immersive experience you can have in a SMP.

Applications

Join our Discord & read the rulebook.
Select the Vanilla Role.
Create an application ticket.

If you don’t meet our standards, don’t worry! We give all applicants a chance to edit their applications to meet these standards.

JOIN OUR DISCORD TO APPLY!

https://discord.gg/7b5a4uBJjU

IP: play.boxxymc.fun

FAQ

How do I join BoxxyMC?

To join BoxxyMC, you need to first join our Discord server and read the rulebook. Then, select the Vanilla Role and create an application ticket. Our staff will review your application and whitelist you if you meet our standards.

What is the server economy like?

BoxxyMC has a diamond-based economy in the player-built shopping district. Players can buy and sell items using diamonds, creating an immersive experience in the SMP.

Can I edit my application if I don’t meet the standards?

Yes, all applicants are given a chance to edit their applications to meet the community standards. We believe in cultivating a friendly and interesting community from the start.

MineCrafty McFate – LOLz and Grand Orders Await!

Await, Campaign, Drop Rates, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collab Event, Future Materials, Future Quartz, GRAND, Learning with Manga, lolz, mats, McFate, minecrafty, NA General, News, orders, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Potions Brewed:	102	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Realm of Thanatos Impulse? Look no further, because our server is like the Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion, but with way more explosions and way less existential dread.

Join our server for a chance to summon Kōnstantînos XI himself in our Traum Pre-Release Pickup Summon event. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?

Participate in our collab event, “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers,” where you can learn with Manga and battle mythical creatures in the most outrageous way possible.

Forget about boring old Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and Coin Calculator tools. On our server, we have a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will blow your mind and a Damage Calculator that will make your enemies cry.

And if you’re looking for insane rates and future materials, look no further than our server. We have drop rates that will make you question reality and future Quartz that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world that’s more fantastical and ridiculous than anything you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?

Crafty Cunts & Soulful Names Minecraft Server

Andrea, Baldassario, Bonaventura, Crafty, Cultural, cunts, Gregorio, heritage, History, Italian, Italian names, long lost, luca, Marco, Mattia, Minecraft, Mohammed, names, Server, Soulful, soulful names, Tancredi, Teoberto, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is pasta and pizza!

Join us and experience a world where creepers are replaced with spaghetti monsters and zombies are actually just hungry Italians looking for a good meal.

Our players are as diverse as the toppings on a pizza, with names like Luca, Mattia, Andrea, Marco, and Mohammed all coming together to build the most extravagant pasta palaces and gelato gardens you’ve ever seen.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing more plentiful than diamonds are meatballs! Mangia mangia!