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  • BlockBuster Recession Hub!

    BlockBuster Recession Hub!

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    Welcome to the Great Minecraft Recession: Crafting in the Void of Economic Doom 🌪️🪦

    Enter if you dare, dear traveler. This server transcends the boundaries of mere blocks and pixels, inviting you to engage in a reality unprecedented—a world where recession is more than an economic term; it’s an ethereal force that whispers secrets to the creepers hidden in the shadows.

    Introduction: The Madness of Monetary Collapse

    Did you feel that? There’s a cold breeze skimming the blocks of possibility. America teeters on the edge of a -2.4% GDP apocalypse, and here, in our blocky utopia, those figures mean something more sinister. Join us as we mine undecided futures and terraform uncertainty! Each block you break reverberates with the echo of a lost dollar, and every creeper is a microcosm of the impending financial collapse. Can you hear the sound of your bank account plummeting into the depths of the Nether?

    Features That Defy Reality:

    FeatureDescription
    Recession RealmsExplore biomes where resources are scarce and hope is just a mirage.
    Economy Collapse ModeEvery 128 ticks, currency in your inventory magically vanishes! Experience shopping like never before!
    Survival of the FittestPvP is encouraged! Compete for shattered dreams and currency that doesn’t exist! Each kill brings you closer to the financial elite!
    Jobs in the ApocalypseChoose from exciting career paths like Blockbroker, Grim Reaper of Resources, or Debt Collector. Warn: careers often lead to doom!
    Secret Taxation PitStep into the pit and experience a fleeting sense of purpose as you lose your hard-earned diamonds to whims of the server taxman!

    Conspiracies of the Blocky Lands

    Whispers echo in the cobblestone corridors: “This server is haunted by the spirits of bankrupt barons.” Meetings of the Unemployed Cult convene at midnight. Only the bold—or misguided—will dare to bribe the Tax Goat for mystical upgrades! What does it mean? No one really knows.

    • Player Testimonials? Forget facts; hear the horror:

      "I lost everything to the economy! Now I’m just a wandering villager in search of mooshrooms!" — Lost401K

      “I used to be a king, now I’m just mining cobwebs in the mismanagement mines.” — BankruptBard

    The Fading Line Between Here and There

    Is this even Minecraft, or just an elaborate conspiracy fed to you through your screen? Some say if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the remnants of a time when hope and currency were one.

    Warning: Joining the server may result in spontaneous combustions of rationality. Follow the trails of disaffected endermen and slay the shadowy remnants of your fiscal literacy!

    Secret Features—Or Are They?

    • Join the Recessionist Architects: Build your own ivory towers of despair—and then watch them implode, just like the economy!
    • The Resource Black Market: Trade for items that do not exist; risk it all for a chance at collecting mythical currencies that exist only in imagination!

    Call to Action: Embrace the Chaos

    Step into a world where financial literacy becomes alchemical nonsense. Will you emerge with the knowledge of budgetary gods or stumble out, a victim of inflation and irrational trends? Only one way to find out! Join now if you dare, for this isn’t just a server—it’s an experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of Minecraft and its (non)existent economy!

    FAQ: Nothing Will Prepare You

    • Q: Can I escape the recession? A: Only if you can outsmart the algorithm designed to sap your will to survive!

    • Q: Are there refunds for this experience? A: HA! You’ll be lucky to find gold in the mines, let alone a refund!

    This is not merely a server—this is your new existential playground. Welcome to the Great Minecraft Recession, where every click could either be your salvation or your undoing! 🌍✨

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  • BrokeBoyfriendVetBills Minecraft Server

    BrokeBoyfriendVetBills Minecraft Server

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    join our minecraft server and escape from the drama of real life! need a break from your boyfriend who can’t manage money to save his life? come build a virtual world with us where the only financial crisis is deciding how many diamonds to mine!

    we promise not to guilt trip you for not bailing out your boyfriend’s dog when he blows all his money on useless stuff. on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is how to defeat the ender dragon with a carrot.

    so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and no judgment for not being your boyfriend’s personal bank account. because in our world, the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures!

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  • CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

    CraftyTrumpEconBoom?

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • TransCraft Minecraft Server

    TransCraft Minecraft Server

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    LOL so like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, you gotta join cuz we got crazier stories than India’s first transgender clinic shutting down! Why did they shut down, you ask? Cuz the villagers started a rebellion and demanded equal rights for all the cows in the village. And then the cows learned how to use pickaxes and started a mining operation in the clinic basement! It was wild, man.

    But seriously, you gotta join this server cuz we got unicorns roaming around, dropping diamonds everywhere. And the creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity. Join now before the villagers start protesting for chicken rights or something!

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  • UnderdogCo SMP

    UnderdogCo SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like, totally lit! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a dragon!

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now before it’s too late!

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft

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    Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

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  • Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

    Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

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    Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

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  • GoldRushGoneWrong

    GoldRushGoneWrong

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    Imagine if Fort Knox was audited and they discovered that a bunch of gold bars were missing! Turns out, the leprechauns from our Minecraft server snuck in and stole them all to use as currency in their underground kingdom. Join our server to help the leprechauns build their empire and maybe even get a piece of that missing gold for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you can have solid gold armor? Don’t miss out on the craziest heist in Minecraft history!

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  • BlockBustCoGone

    BlockBustCoGone

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    Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of your family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the never-ending financial woes of your sister and the guilt of saying no to your mom’s loan requests.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can swim in pixelated oceans and paint pixelated masterpieces without worrying about real-life bills. Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever for those dealing with family members who just can’t seem to get their act together.

    So come on, join our server and leave your family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way to a brighter day. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some virtual financial success that your sister can only dream of!

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  • Roanoke Network

    Roanoke Network

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    We’re a Minecraft & Pokémon Community who came together over a shared dislike for P2W. We started out with a whitelisted, 18+ Pixelmon SMP nearly a year ago. Since then, we’ve grown to 4,600+ members on Discord & over 35,000 unique logins to the server, and 250,000+ modpack downloads – all while keeping the friendly SMP feel. We are one of the largest Cobblemon Networks, and we are THE largest Non-P2W Cobblemon Network to exist.

    lobby.roanoke.network

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  • LethalTactics

    LethalTactics

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    What Is LethalTactics? LethalTactics is a bukkit sever that was started by one man and a dedicated vps server in Dallas, Texas. LethalTactics was started because one person, RogueCmdr, was tired of being put down by the man. So He developed a new type of server. A survival server where admins are very nice to you. We Love to always add plugins seeing how we use bukkit. We were one of the first 1.0.0 Bukkit Minecraft servers.

    Does LethalTactics use any Economy System? Yes. We use Iconomy. We use this because, we see it as the best economy plugin for the players. It also comes with the great Chest Shop Plugin.We also have the official market at spawn with almost all the blocks in the game (sign interactive shop system).

    Vote For Diamonds Here: http://www.lethaltactics.net

    lt.beastmc.com

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  • ZeldaCraft

    ZeldaCraft

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    ZeldaCraft is a Legend of Zelda inspired server with custom Spells and an RPG system. Team up with friends to play through our dozens of custom Dungeons and unlock fun rewards along the way! When you’re not solving puzzles or doing parkour, relax with friends in one of our multiple Survival worlds!

    play.zeldacraft.com

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  • ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪ Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests

    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪  Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests

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    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪  Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests Minecraft Server

    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪

    A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity.

    ClownerCraft was founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!

    ✪ Our Servers ✪✪ Survival ✪No-PVP, No-Grief Survival serverA unique building-based ranks systemEconomy, with player-run shopsAccess Custom heads and maps in /tokenshop

    ✪ Creative ✪Plots and Freebuild creative worldsA unique building-based ranks systemLimited Worldedit accessAccess Custom heads and maps in /hdb and /tokenshop

    ✪ PureSurvival ✪Survival with no artificial flavoursNo-PVP, No Grief, No Ranks

    ✪ Carnival ✪A mini theme park right within our networkEnjoy functional rides and minigames.Win tokens to spend in our sandbox servers!

    ✪ Contests and Events ✪Bi-Weekly Contests and other eventsIncluding build contests, community projects and more

    Website | Forums | Discord | Store

    ✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪  Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests Minecraft Server

    clownercraft.net

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  • Survive Together [1.20 Survival]

    Survive Together [1.20 Survival]

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    Come survive together at Survive Together!

    We have created a survival server with a set of plugins that improves the experience, but is not overwhelming. You have the standard set of commands (/home, /spawn, /etc), land claiming, and player shops and a server shop. We also aim to foster a friendly and welcoming community. See you on the server!

    survivetogether.me

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  • sparklproductions

    sparklproductions

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    hi there,

    oure server has a backstory to it come online to find out.

    when we update the server oure story will continue further and new things will be added

    come join us and most off all have fun

    ranks are: – default – member – trustedmember – donor – vip donor

    donators will have acces to the donator creative world we are still working on this 1

    37.59.183.165

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  • HexicMC

    HexicMC

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    HexicMC is a fast growing network server. Hexic has been creating servers since 2013. HexicMC features Prison, Skyblock, Towny, Pixelmon and Factions!

    HexicMC.com

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  • Architect SMP [Semi-vanilla] [SMP] {21+} {Builders community} {Whitelist} {Java} {1.20.1} {Hard}

    Architect SMP [Semi-vanilla] [SMP] {21+} {Builders community} {Whitelist} {Java} {1.20.1} {Hard}

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    ARCHTIECT SMP SEASON 5

    The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans and amazing memories.

    Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimal, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.

    We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects of all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate and talk.

    Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started just recently with bases and shenanigans blooming around the server!

    **-= APPLICATIONS =-**

    Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!

    Architect Links

    Architect Website: https://info.architectsmp.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

    Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com

    Sever Location: France

    “A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.”- Fromita

    play.architectsmp.com

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  • Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone.

    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone.

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    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone. Minecraft Server

    Compbuild Creative is a Minecraft creative realism community that hosts over 5+ worlds to build in and unleash your ambition! There are two main ranks on Compbuild which are guest and member. Guest is given to you after you read rules at spawn, you’re given access to only one world to build in.

    To gain access to more tools and worlds, apply for member!

    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone. Minecraft Server

    Compbuild REDUX | 10+ Unique Worlds to build in | Unique Tools | WorldEdit for everyone. Minecraft Server

    play.compbuildredux.net

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  • PhanaticMC

    PhanaticMC

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    Thank you for being interested in the PhanaticMC Network! There are many fun things for you to do here, so connect to play.phanaticmc.com and check us out!

    Gamemodes include: skyblock – skygrid – factions – creative – minigames – dropper – survival – pvp – capture the flag – skywars – avatar bending

    play.phanaticmc.com

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