Financial Crimes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

Fail, Corruption, political controversy, legal process, Ottawa

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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BlockBucksRUs

illicit finance, financial crimes, illicit funds, financial regulations, Body

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

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CraftyOligarchNet

financial crimes, Government, Corruption, illegal activities, eastern europe

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

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CartelCraft Minecraft Server

CartelCraft, penalties, Canada, financial institutions, legal consequences

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

financial crimes, offshore accounts, political corruption, Corruption, financial transparency

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

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CraftyTycoon21

Corporate scandal, financial crimes, Tycoon, wealth, billionaire

come join our epic minecraft server where we have billionaire tycoons getting 21-year sentences for fraud like it’s a freakin’ reality tv show! you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next in our virtual world. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, and maybe even become the next big scandalous billionaire in the making. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and chaos that goes down on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition

white collar crime, law enforcement, Justice, criminal charges, US-China relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild

panama, fraud, transparency, insufficiently documented, money laundering

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!

SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

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CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

cooperation, CartelCraft, criminal organizations, organized crime, cross-border

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

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GiftRage Minecraft Server

Phone, financial trouble, Minecraft, parents, Communication

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful parents who buy you expensive gifts when you specifically asked for something more practical? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own phone out of blocks and never have to worry about ungrateful parents again!

On our server, you can create your own virtual phone that never breaks, never needs an upgrade, and never costs more than you want to spend. Build a world where financial troubles don’t exist and where you can be as grateful or ungrateful as you want without any consequences.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind – because who needs a new phone when you can have a virtual one that’s always perfect?

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