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Financial Contracts

  • Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

    Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

    Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

    On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EternalTweenLand

    EternalTweenLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and wish you could just stay a kid forever? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and never grow up, because who wants to deal with bills and responsibilities anyway? Build a treehouse, play tag with your friends, and never worry about adulting again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical fountain that grants wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of pizza? You got it! Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in our wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never grow up again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTrudeauUKSummit

    CraftyTrudeauUKSummit

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau is the ultimate boss battle! he’s heading to the U.K. for a security summit but little does he know, he’s walking right into our pixelated world of chaos! gather your friends and take down trudeau with your diamond swords and enchanted armor. show him who’s really in charge in this wacky minecraft adventure! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown. join now for a chance to defeat trudeau and become the ultimate minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrain Decline: Men vs Women

    BlockyBrain Decline: Men vs Women

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure brain amyloid buildup! watch as your brain health and cognitive abilities decline at lightning speed, just like men with Alzheimer’s! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! build a house out of forgetfulness and mine for memories in the depths of your deteriorating mind. join now for a wild ride through the twisted world of brain decay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    New Minecraft Servers

    HexArchon Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name HexArchon
    Server Type Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
    Features Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.hexarchon.net. For Bedrock support, use the same IP and add “HexArchonServer” as a friend on consoles.

    Q: What are some unique features of HexArchon? A: HexArchon features custom mobs, items, enchants, boss fights, abilities, quests, dungeons, and a variety of gameplay mechanics to explore.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for HexArchon? A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.hexarchon.net/.

    Q: How does the server prioritize community feedback? A: The server values community voice and transparency, allowing players to suggest, discuss, and vote on features. Major decisions are made transparently with community input.

    Q: What are the server’s technical specifications? A: The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for optimal performance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • “IndieCraftia” 1.21

    “IndieCraftia” 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, Tall Woman Edition! Why, you ask? Well, it’s like /lig/ but for Minecraft, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have 500 viewers or more!

    Imagine being in a server where all the cool kids hang out, the VIPs of the Minecraft world, regardless of what language they speak. It’s like being part of an exclusive club, but with pickaxes and creepers.

    And get this, you can even shill your 499 view oshi here! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re good to go. We’re all about supporting the underdogs, the hidden gems of the Minecraft streaming world.

    So, join us on this epic adventure, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a tall woman or two along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and let’s get blocky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

    HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our wacky Minecraft server where the chaos never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind!

    Once upon a time, there was a player who built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because llamas deserve to look fancy too!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava! It’s the hottest ride in town, literally!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Let’s build, explore, and laugh until our sides hurt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeighborlyNookieNoMore

    NeighborlyNookieNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽฎ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than our players is the bed squeaking from all the action happening in-game! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜

    Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop excitement and drama, just like the noisy neighbors in the story above! ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ”Š

    Experience the thrill of trying to build in peace while your neighbors are having a party in their virtual bedroom right above you! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ”จ

    Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night listening to the chaotic sounds of furniture being dragged across the floor in-game? ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿช‘๐ŸŽถ

    Come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun, be loud, and never apologize for waking up your virtual neighbors with your epic gaming skills! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

    Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP