Numbed Tax Totals

auditing services, financial regulations, accounting industry, financial professionals, tax preparation

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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BlockyBankBusters

sanctions, banking policies, russia, financial transactions, legal requirements

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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BlockyBikiniBattles

Women supporting Women, summer vacation, self love, self-acceptance, body confidence

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

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CraftyNiceGuy Minecraft Server

relationship advice, being assertive, overcoming nice guy syndrome, toxic masculinity, self-confidence

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone like a sad little villager in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the cure for the nice guy syndrome! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft player who slays dragons, builds epic castles, and never gets stuck in the friend zone again!

Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!

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CraftyCashWaste

silly splurges, stupid purchases, impulsive buying, buyer’s remorse, money mistakes

Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!

Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!

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TerrorCraft: Critical Condition

extremism, law enforcement, current events, suspected, northern Israel

So, like, if you wanna join our epic Minecraft server, here’s a reason: TWO WOUNDED IN SUSPECTED TERROR ATTACK IN NORTHERN ISRAEL, ONE IN CRITICAL CONDITION! But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server cuz we have magical unicorns that protect us from all the bad stuff. Plus, our diamond armor is like, super OP so you’ll be safe AF. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever!

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CelebCraft: No Matches Here!

online dating, fake profile, social media, Loneliness, Matches

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u will be granted 3 wishes by a magical llama named larry.

oh, and did i mention that steve from minecraft once joined our server and built a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yea, it’s pretty lit.

plus, if u join now, u will automatically be entered into a raffle to win a real life pet creeper. just imagine walking down the street with ur very own explosive green buddy.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time!

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HippoFlyCraft

animal movement, hippos, Animal Behavior, airborne animals, HippoFlyCraft

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where HIPPOS CAN FLY?!?!? 😂😂😂 UK research has discovered that these chunky bois can actually get airborne, like wut even?!? 🦛🚀 And get this, they do it up to 15% of the time when they’re runnin’ at full speed, like they’re some kind of majestic flying pigs or somethin’! 🐷✈️

If u wanna witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for urself, u gotta join this server ASAP! Not only can u see flying hippos, but u can also ride on their backs and soar through the sky like a true hippo pilot. 🤣👨‍✈️ And who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret hippo society living in the clouds, plotting their world domination or something equally absurd. 🌥️🦛

So come on, join the server and experience the wonder of flying hippos for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! 🤪🎢 #FlyingHipposFTW #HippoPilotsUnite

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Basovia: Where the weather is modded but the computers are not, good luck surviving!

city, discord server, server project, Good, computers

Basovia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Basovia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name:	Basovia
Description:	Server project centered around development, urbanization, infrastructure
Island Size:	2km x 2km

Links and Information:

* If the download for these doesn’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server without the mods?	A: Yes, you can join without the mods, but some features may not work properly.
Q: How can I become part of a community in a rural region?	A: You can start a community in a rural region and invite other players to join you in building a large city.
Q: Is there a specific theme for development in Basovia?	A: No, players are free to develop the island in any way they choose.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

sexual fantasies, butt play, Server, sexual adventures, sexual curiosity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable life choices.

Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to put your dick in a butthole… in Minecraft, of course! Our server is filled with all sorts of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even find a butthole or two to stick your virtual dick in. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not something you should try in real life.

So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to keep it PG-13… or at least try to.

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Financial Compliance

Welcome to Basovia Minecraft Server

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