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CraftyCommies: BankruptBlockade
come join the most epic minecraft server ever! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on this server. our economy is so crazy, it’s like a tidal wave of bankruptcies hitting russia! but don’t worry, you can still build your dream castle and rule over your peasants like a true tsar. plus, we have a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas that will trade you rare items for emeralds. join now before putin himself comes knocking on our virtual doors! -
BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP
OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it! -
i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP
financially ruined, financial hardship, financial instability, financial disaster, financial downfallAre you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!
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2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players. -
LostInCraft Minecraft SMP – How are you going to explain to everybody that you lost thousands of diamonds?
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only Ponzi scheme you’ll be dealing with is trying to convince your friends to join our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs real-life investments when you can invest your time in creating the ultimate base and dodging creepers instead?
So come on, forget about your financial woes and join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep because you can’t stop playing! Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain to your friends how you fell for a scheme called “APU”.
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BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!
Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).
So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!
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Path of Destruction Minecraft Server: Where chaos reigns and businesses crumble before you!
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic gaming skills? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, it literally goes out of business in your path! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the economy can’t handle it. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a world where anything can happen. From flying pigs to exploding trees, you never know what’s around the corner on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness! -
Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’
financial struggle, financial setback, financial ruin, financial disaster, financial ruin looming largeAre you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?
So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!
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FrostedApple Survival
A survival server with custom mobs and leveled vanilla mobs, special enchants to make you stronger! Make super bouncy slime boots or night vision glowstone helmets! Learn to double your ores and so much more with Slimefun! Want to make a beverage? Try brewing your own drinks like Strawberry Daquiris and other drinks with Brewery! Enjoy leveling Jobs and Mcmmo skills or try running a shop in the mall! There is something for everyone at FrostedApple!
FrostedApple.mcserver.ws
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Elohimcraft
We are a server in charge of providing our users with fun, entertainment and above all, quality gameplay!
ElohimCraft was founded in 2017 and was inactive for many years, however we are now present and have a lot of potential to provide you with many hours of fun and stability!
play.elohimcraft.com