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BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys
So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft! -
CraftyCouples Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as my emergency fund? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures and unexpected twists.Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?
But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.
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BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH
Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.
Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!
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CraftyCash Minecraft Server
Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today! -
$5K Roadside Minecraft Server
If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.
So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft
join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun? -
ExeosCraft: Where even the creepers come for the friendly economy and pets in 1.20.4!
Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
Stability Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain. Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring. Cross-Platform Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique! Our Features:
Permanent World All builds will be kept forever Level-Up System Pets Land Claim McMMO Strong Economy Leaderboards Hard Difficulty Player-Driven Updates Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
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Vanilla Hype VS Hypixel
Overview:Hypixel Vanilla Hype One of the largest Minecraft servers Whitelisted vanilla server Offers a wide range of minigames and game modes No griefing or stealing allowed Active and large player base Events and weekly competitions Constant updates and new content Focus on building a friendly and mature community FAQ:
Question Hypixel Vanilla Hype Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed No, griefing is not allowed What kind of gameplay does the server offer? Offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes Vanilla gameplay experience How can I join the server? Simply connect to the server address Apply on the Discord server Is there an active community on the server? Yes, Hypixel has a large and active player base Focusing on building a friendly and mature community -
CraftyCreeperz
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Hololive EN collab stream? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of madness and mayhem! Join us for weekly events dedicated to Shiori Novella, where we build giant statues of her in-game and sacrifice virtual chickens in her honor. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak fluent dolphin and summon a rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So why wait? Join now and let the shenanigans begin! -
LazyCraft: Where even the mobs think you’re lazy AF
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you lazy gamers out there!Join our server and experience the thrill of watching streams of lava flow directly into your inventory, because who has time to mine for resources anyway? Our server is so lazy-friendly that even the mobs will come to you, begging to be defeated for their precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lazy Pig, who will bring you all the bacon you could ever want without you even having to lift a finger. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Lazy Sword, which swings itself so you can just sit back and relax.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner laziness like never before!