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Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Potions Brewed:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	4988	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!

Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!

Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Star Shards Collected:	230
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

arms control, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, INGAME, international relations, iran, Iran deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nukes, Politics, power, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, War, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9788
Emeralds Found:	4812	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

2024 Skilling Competition, Achievement Diary, Chaos, collide, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Diaries, general, Info, Minescape, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, Optimal quest guide, osrs, pixels, Project Rebalance, Quests, rs07, runescape, TempleOSRS, twitter, twitter widget, Undead Pirates, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8102	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ores Mined:	2524
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mines Excavated:	2043	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!