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Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge! -
DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP
Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh! -
CraftyFool Minecraft Server
Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).
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CraftyCashWaste
Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!
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Decent Pet
A Brazilian server, focused on a modified Survival! – New mobs – New craftings – New biomes – Missions – A great survival complement !!! – Bosses
131.196.198.147:10173
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Crafted Essence 1.21
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got six special exchange students straight outta TheAcademy™! And guess what? They’re on a mission to uncover the secrets of magic in our pixelated world! Can you imagine the chaos and shenanigans that will go down? It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of this epic adventure! Let’s get this bread, gamers! -
NoobCraft2021
7. Lack of self-awareness, 9. Poor decision-making, 10. Lack of emotional intelligence, 6. Inability to apologize, 15. Inability to problem solveJoin our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our server is home to the best pig jockeys in the virtual world. We have a secret underground pig racing track where players compete for the title of Pig Whisperer. Legend has it that the winner will be granted the ability to communicate with pigs in real life. So if you’ve ever wanted to have a deep conversation with a pig, this is the server for you! Join now and start honing your pig whispering skills. -
SaraCraftVPImpeachHouse
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VICE PRESIDENT SARA DUTERTE BUILDING PHILIPPINE HOUSES FOR US! SHE GOT IMPEACHED BUT SHE STILL BUILDING IN BLOCKS! COME SEE HER MINECRAFT SKILLS AND MAYBE SHE’LL MAKE YOU A HOUSE TOO! JOIN NOW FOR THE CRAZIEST POLITICAL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER SEE!