Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History

bad deals, financial mistakes, Minecraft, contract negotiations, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP

financial decisions, money management, Financial Planning, money regrets, long term financial consequences

Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

money woes, frivolous spending, regrettable purchases, Server, money habits

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of money on something completely foolish? Well, get ready to do it again on our Minecraft server! Join us and spend all your virtual coins on pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and diamond-encrusted pickaxes that break after one use.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other farm animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may not actually come true).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? Only on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to spend all your in-game currency on ridiculous items).

CraftyCashWaste

money mistakes, buyer’s remorse, careless spending, impulsive buying, money mismanagement

Are you tired of wasting your money on dumb stuff like avocado toast and designer fidget spinners? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly worthwhile – virtual blocks!

Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!

Beanscraft

Beanscraft, smp

Server IP/Address: Beanscraft.ca

Discord Invite: Discord.gg/CWVGEw9

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I’m ‘Weasel Beans’, and Beanscraft is a 1.20.4 Survival Multiplayer server. The server has a trading economy based on diamonds, an in-depth claiming and player organization system powered by Lands, PvP, and everything you can experience in the latest version of Minecraft!

My server is supported by patrons, and is verified to be completely EULA compliant, according to an official review by Mojang themselves! Since beginning Beanscraft in early 2019, over 11,000 players have joined. And now recently I have rebuilt the server from the ground up using what I’ve learned over the years.

There is no whitelist, nor are there any hoops to jump through to start off. Play solo, with friends, or with other active players! There is plenty of freedom here. Aside from that, we also have a discord server with over 500 concurrent members. Please join Beanscraft and help us continue to build a great community around this game we all love!

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In-Game Rules:

1 - No anti-Beanscraft activity.
2 - No cheating or using x-ray clients.
3 - Do not make use of exploits that violate the spirit of the game(dupes, etc).
4 - No advertising.
5 - Try to avoid inflammatory political/religious topics.
6 - Minecraft community standards apply.

AethreSMP

AethreSMP, smp

Server Name: AethreSMP
Server Location: United States East Coast
Website: https://AethreSMP.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/NMXSTmPvs6
Version: 1.20.2
Description: AethreSMP is an 18+ Semi-Vanilla Server looking to build a tight-knit community of people. Our server uses minimal plugins intending to keep the pure vanilla game intact whilst also providing quality-of-life features based on the needs of the player base.
How To Join:
Read our rules @ https://AethreSMP.com.
Click JOIN NOW and join our discord.
Apply in #new-player.
Server IP will be provided once whitelisted.
Rules:
No Griefing/Theft.
Be respectful to other players.
No Exploits w/ Exceptions (TNT-based farms & Nether roof farms Allowed)
Client-side mods allowed (Baritone, autoplace/automine, player automation NOT ALLOWED)

TOTAL WAR: AGE OF BLOOD

War, Blood, age, Factions, TOTAL

Are you bored? Do you like history? Have you ever wanted to build an empire or become a god? Do working ships, planes, and drawbridges catch your interest? Then here’s a server for you!

TOTAL WAR: AGE OF BLOOD Make your favorite nation/country from history (or whatever hypothetical country you can dream up) and dominate the world with your empire. Be part of the latest installment of a 7-year saga.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WtTUVEXnkB

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgKdXTsb9GsChzoye8ru2zQ

BIG BATTLE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBO3WswL4y0

Plugins Designed By Owner

Total War’s owner is taking the opportunity to improve his programming skills and his Minecraft server at the same time. The sever currently has TWFAITH, which allows players to create religions and gain divine powers from their followers. Expect this server to improve over time as he adds new plugins with exciting features.

Compete for Dominance on an Earth Map Total War hosts a 1:1000 scale map of the Earth for players to explore, colonize, and fight over. Players can make their favorite countries/nations/empires from history or make something entirely new.

Make Ships that Sail and Planes that Fly Total War uses the Movecraft plugin, which allows players to make vehicles that sail, fly, and ride around the world. Make your favorite battleships and airplanes, and equip them with cannons from the cannons plugin or TNT cannons. Then, use your creations to wreak havoc in battle.

BIGDOORS Make large drawbridges, portcullis, sliding doors, and double doors with opening and closing animations. You will spend at least 5 minutes toggling your city’s gates open and closed just to watch the animation.

Total War: Age of Blood Rules 1. Respect the staff team. 2. Bullies are not welcome in Total War. Players are free to insult each other in the game over in-game events, but they are not allowed to use real life (race, sex, appearance, etc.) as the basis of insults. Slurs are not acceptable as insults regardless of whether or not the slur would normally be used against the person in real life. Joking around with people who understand is fine, but when someone says stop, stop. 3. Don’t do anything that undermines the server (spam, hacking, duping, block-glitching, etc.) 4. Preventing a player from leaving spawn by repeatedly killing them is prohibited. You may kill the player once for their gear, but killing them repeatedly afterwards as they try to leave is not allowed. 5. Alternate accounts, whether on Minecraft or Discord, are not allowed. 6. Have fun!

Join Today! Join our discord: https://discord.gg/WtTUVEXnkB

Build Banter & Beyond

smp, banter, BUILD

Welcome to Build Banter & Beyond!

World started @ 10PM MT Feb 8th 2024

What is our purpose? To create a community that can Build together, Banter with each other, & explore Beyond Minecrafts normal limits. With the goal of hopefully never resetting the world, instead, once we feel bored or want a change, we will move the spawn point far away. This gives people the chance to reset themselves by leaving their past gear, ores, etc. in their last area. If or when the spawn gets moved, people do not need to reset themselves; they can freely use their old base or bring stuff with them to the new area.

I plan to always bring in new people to the server so there’s always an active playerbase, with new friends being made!

Whats different? No Natural Health Regen. What does this mean? When you take damage, no matter how full your hunger is, it won’t regenerate your lost hearts that that pesky skeleton took from you. How can you regenerate your health? Fairly simple: when you spawn, you’ll be given two golden apples to start with. Use them wisely, as they will bring your health back up. You can also use things such as potions, beacons, or crafting golden apples. Why this change? Too make the game feel more like a challenge, no matter how late you are.

Endermen greifing has been disabled. Creepers, and Ghasts still do their thing, though.

Single-player sleep is turned on to make sleeping through restless nights easier.

Apply here:

https://discord.gg/6XUDKXeG2p

Server-side mods / Datapacks (None need to be installed client side)

Bluemaps

Coord Finder

Blazeandcave’s Advancements

VanillaTweaks

Vertical Slabs

Simple Voice Chat

View Distance Fix

Rules:

18+

FreeCam is allowed to take screenshots or look at builds.(not to find spawners, strongholds, ect..)

Sand/Gravel/Gravel/Rail, or powdered concrete dupers are allowed.

Tnt Dupers are allowed.

Carpet dupers are allowed.

Mob switches are allowed. (MUST have an off switch.)

DO not dupe anything besides Sand/Gravel/Powdered Concrete/TNT and Carpet dupes for fuel.

No leaving floating tree’s at spawn.

Bases must be at least 700 blocks away from spawn.

If using a large amount of hoppers, they must be covered to decrease lag.

dinocraftmc.6mc.pl

LifeSteal

Conduct Rules of conduct in global chats. Be respectful to other players and staff members. Do not use offensive, discriminatory, or defamatory language. Do not spam in the chat. Do not post personal information about yourself or other players. In Game Rules valid during matches. Do not cheat or use mods that give an unfair advantage. Do not use glitches or exploits in the game. Do not grief or destroy other players’ constructions. Do not steal items from other players. Do not create offensive or inappropriate constructions.

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BadWolfMC

Network, BadWolfMC

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

🖧 Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored! Enjoy Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic& lots of minigames including Bed Wars, Hide & Seek, Paintball, Elytra Challenges& Parkour!
🐉 Ever wanted to fight an actually challenging dragon? We have loads of custom mobs!
🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
🪶 Loads of things to do and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
🍹 Up your game with custom potions for enhanced effects and fun with our permanent and seasonal recipes!
🗺️ Stalk your friends and view your builds from space with our dynamic live maps!
🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization that you control!
🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty and prevent resets!
❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
✨ Lots of little extras to enhance your experience both in game and out!
👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

(full rules here)

All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole "Adult Minecraft Server" bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. (Including but not limited to: Badlion, Forge, Fabric, Lightloader, Lunar Client, flying, speed, x-ray, item duplication, glitching, etc.)
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – This is a game. Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

We look forward to seeing you in game!

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IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Highlights

Our Mission

Membership Application Required