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  • RetirementCraft Server

    RetirementCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as financially irresponsible as my brother? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage spending all your diamonds on the fanciest houses and schools for your villagers.

    We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!

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  • UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

    UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

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  • BroTripFund-Gate: AITA?

    BroTripFund-Gate: AITA?
    Are you tired of family drama and financial disputes ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server where we promise no in-laws will be asking for money to fund their extravagant trips!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your BIL constantly pestering you for “contributions” to attend weddings overseas. Say goodbye to awkward family situations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

    Join now and escape to a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft?

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  • LadyDenierCraft

    LadyDenierCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

    Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

    Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • BrotherBucksDenyLOL

    BrotherBucksDenyLOL
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Just like the OP’s twin brother, Ken, who can’t seem to get his life together, our server is full of unpredictable twists and turns.

    Just like how Ken refuses to take the bus to see his kids, on our server, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and obstacles to reach your goals. And just like how Ken constantly asks for money, you’ll have to grind hard to earn your riches and build your empire.

    But don’t worry, unlike Ken’s sister, we won’t call you selfish for not lending us money. In fact, we encourage you to be greedy and hoard all the diamonds for yourself! So come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • MIL-free Minecraft Madness

    MIL-free Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as trying to survive a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions when dealing with a financially irresponsible MIL.

    Our server is like no other, just like how MIL’s decisions are always unexpected and chaotic. From selling houses at a loss to sofa surfing like a pro, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will she find a new place to stay, or will she end up in your spare room? The suspense is killing us!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Just like offering to take care of her dog until she finds a suitable place, we’ll make sure you’re taken care of on our server. So come join us for a wild adventure that’s crazier than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CashCraft: Boosting Young Minds

    CashCraft: Boosting Young Minds
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, just mining away and building your epic castle, when suddenly, BAM! you get hit with an emergency cash payment from the government! like, how cool is that? not only do you get to upgrade your gear and buy all the diamond blocks you want, but you also get this insane boost to help you cope better through the pandemic.

    and get this, the study shows that young Australians with neurodiversity and mental health conditions who get these emergency cash payments are like, super mega ultra better off than those who don’t. so basically, joining this server is like winning the lottery, but instead of money, you get virtual riches and mental health support.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this epic minecraft server and let the emergency cash payments rain down on you like a shower of diamonds! who needs therapy when you have virtual riches, amirite?

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  • NoFamCoinNeeded

    NoFamCoinNeeded
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

    So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

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