financial assets Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8391	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	474
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Votes:	5815
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

anticipation, anticipation of relief, bathroom break, bowel health, bowel movement, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, digital money, EXCITEMENT, financial assets, Investment, looking forward to it, Minecraft, pooping, Relief, restroom visit, smp, toilet time, virtual currency, Waiting, wealth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

BlocktopiaEU

€70 billion, BlocktopiaEU, court ruling, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial assets, financial sanctions, international relations, legal battle, legal case, legal challenge, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, legal victory, political tension, russia, sanctions, Unblocking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!

$50 billion support, 50b, Delays, economic sanctions, economic stability, finalizing deal, financial agreement, financial assets, financial support, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, Fun, government officials, growing concern, international relations, negotiations, political tensions, PROFITS, Russian central bank assets, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian officials, Unlocking, wary

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Towns Built:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸

ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦

we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥

so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰

FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	456408
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Void Gems Collected:	23

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

Corruption, court ruling, european union, far right leader, Financial Misconduct, French politics, Fun, Jean-Marie Le Pen, justice system, legal case, legal decision, legal immunity, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble, misuse of EU funds, National Front, PenCraftEU, political controversy, scandal, trial, unfit to stand trial

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

ManVsBearSurvival

Animal Attack, Bear, Choice, danger, Decision making, defense mechanism, fight or flight, human vs animal, Instinct, man, ManVsBearSurvival, predator, prey, Protection, Risk, Safety, self defense, Survival, survival skills, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

fix PvP, Fixer, improving PvP, Minecraft, PvP, PvP balance, PvP balance adjustments, PvP changes, pvp community, PvP competition, PvP discussion, PvP feedback, pvp gameplay, PvP improvements, PvP issues, PvP matchmaking, PvP mechanics, PvP meta, PvP player experience, PvP rewards, PvP solutions, PvP Strategies, PvP updates, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	3583
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4038
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	63
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Tired of getting wrecked in PvP? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of ninja pig jousting! Our expert trainers will teach you how to ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond sword in each hand. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit ’em!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 30 seconds. Imagine the look on your opponent’s face when they try to attack a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate PvP master!

ParasocialCraft Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication, Community, emotional connection, fear of intimacy, forming connections, Human Connection, Loneliness, long distance friendships, mental health, Minecraft, online relationships, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, personal growth, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, virtual friends

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of feeling empty and afraid of forming real relationships? Do you struggle with interacting properly in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become part of a wacky community where you can talk to people as if they were your friends, even though you’ll never meet them in person. Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual friendships that will last a lifetime (or until the server shuts down)? Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	462	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Votes:	3040

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!

PlantPottyCraft

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, biology, digestive system, Earth, ecosystem, Environment, Farming, gardening, growth, MINERALS, Nutrients, organic, photosynthesis, Plant, PlantPottyCraft, Plants, Roots, Science, Water

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.

CardioCraft: UK BioBlox

adherence, BioBlox, CardioCraft, cardiovascular health, diet, genetic susceptibility, genetics, health, Heart Disease, incident cardiovascular disease, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, nutrition, planetary health diet, Prevention, prospective cohort study, public health, research, risk factors, study, UK Biobank

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.

u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.

oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.

and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.

so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

Cat burglar server

bedrock, cat burglar, IP change, Latest Version, Minecraft, non-premium, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Fully vanilla, non-premium server on the latest version of Minecraft. You can also join from Bedrock. IP is subject to change.

186.79.124.90

Vanilla SMP: EnderForge – The Only Server That’s So Exclusive Even The Creepers Need A VIP Pass

active community, BUILD, Challenges, Community Builds, Create, creative freedom, CREEPERS, Discord, EnderForge, EnderForge SMP, epic projects, Events, exclusive, Explore, Friendly, Invite Link, japiedepapie, Map, pass, Rewards, SEASON 2, Server, smp, Territories, Vanilla, Vip, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

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EnderForge SMP Server Overview

What Awaits You
Brand New Map: Explore uncharted territories!
Community Builds: Collaborate on epic projects!
Challenges and Events: Win amazing rewards!

Why Join Us?
Active Community: Friendly and welcoming!
Stay Connected: Join our Discord!
Creative Freedom: Build, explore, and create!

How to Join
Apply Now: Add japiedepapie on discord and he will send you an invite link
Get Whitelisted: Get approved and start playing!
Begin Your Adventure: Dive into Season 2!

FAQs

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server?

A: You can get whitelisted by contacting **japiedepapie** on Discord and following the approval process.

Q: What kind of rewards can I win from challenges and events?

A: Rewards may vary but can include in-game items, currency, or special privileges.

Q: Is there a specific theme or building style for community builds?

A: There is no specific theme or style, players have creative freedom to contribute to community builds in their own way.

Q: How often are challenges and events held on the server?

A: Challenges and events are regularly scheduled by the server admins and announced in advance to all players.

BrahminBVLL Minecraft Server

Brahmin, BrahminBVLL, bvll, caste system, Colonialism, Confrontation, cultural clash, dalit, discrimination, Identity, India, Indian men, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Pathetic, Privilege, race relations, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice, White, White Supremacy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Indian men that will make whites seethe with jealousy! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of why Indian men are so irresistible. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained. So come on, join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!