ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦
we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥
so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰
And hey, if you’re short on cash like our friend here, don’t worry! We offer payment plans for all your virtual dog training bets. So come on down to our server and show off your skills – and maybe win some virtual cash while you’re at it. Don’t be an AITA – join our server today!
join us and help ukraine navigate through the treacherous world of debt restructuring while building epic structures and battling creepers.
we promise you’ll have a blast as you negotiate with creditors and fight off mobs at the same time. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where ukraine is the hero of the story?
so come on, join us and let’s make debt restructuring in minecraft the most exciting adventure ever!
Imagine the excitement of managing your finances in a virtual world, just like in real life! Will you be able to negotiate a better deal with your partner, or will you end up paying more than you bargained for? With outrageous scenarios like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex world of relationships and finances in Minecraft! Who knew virtual cohabitation could be so entertaining?
Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.
Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Naruto comes crashing down from the sky, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down these anime giants and save the day!
But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature where every time you defeat an anime character, you unlock a new superpower. Want to shoot fireballs like Goku or summon a giant mech like in Gundam? It’s all possible on our server!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see how this anime-infused world will affect you in the craziest ways possible!
Our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. One time, a group of players decided to build a giant potato statue in the middle of spawn just for kicks. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.
So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as quirky and unpredictable as they come, hop on in and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself deep dicking dachshunds alongside our resident expert. Just kidding…we hope.
VentureVanilla is a 1.13.2 minecraft server based on the previous VV back in 2020! We bring you a whole new map, Enjoy a no dupe anarchy experience!
This server features a very light anti cheat, A /trade plugin, and vote rewards! get 365 votes to get a MOTD feature!
Join our Discord!:https://discord.gg/cFzaCF2PrT
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Gnomes, mystical creatures who will grant you fabulous hair powers in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want to shoot fireballs from your curls or summon a tornado with a flick of your locks? The Hair Gnomes have got you covered.
So why settle for a server where everyone’s hair looks the same when you can join us and unleash your inner curly-haired warrior? Come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!
Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft world out there. Our server is so bad that it’s actually good, and you’ll have a blast navigating through all the glitches and absurdities.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Imagine a world where Froot is building a giant fruit kingdom, GEEGA is riding around on a cyberpunk-themed rollercoaster, and Henya is creating genius contraptions that defy all logic. Hestia is spreading happiness everywhere she goes, while Hime is battling dragons with her trusty sword made of pure diamond.
But that’s not all! Hotaru is leading an army of ninja cats, Kson is hosting a grand sushi-making competition, and Kuro is training an army of wolves to protect his fortress. Mata is building a magical castle made entirely of candy, while Melody is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice.
Meanwhile, Michi is on a quest to find the rarest of rare items, Mouse is organizing a massive Twitch recap party on a floating island, and Nagi is busy creating portals to other dimensions. And let’s not forget about Peke, who is busy speaking in riddles and casting spells on unsuspecting players.
And at the center of it all is Zen, the master of chaos and mayhem, who is always up to something unpredictable. Join us at /vsj+/ for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!
””>CLAP”’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!
Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy bread? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!
So come on down and join us on HE>CLAPCROSSED>CLAPSTATE>CLAPLINES>CLAP Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Let’s get blocky!
