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SpendItAllCraft

Communication, down payment, expensive markets, finances, financial advisors, financial decisions, future planning, home buying, investment strategies, Investments, joint accounts, Long-term goals, Marriage, personal finances, Promises, real estate, savings, shared expenses, SpendItAllCraft, support system, tax implications

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources like it’s a communist utopia? Then come join our server, where we embrace the cutthroat world of financial betrayal and friendship drama!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies have a combined savings account for “investing in something together.” But oh no, the financial advisors say it’s a terrible idea! Will you stick to your promise to your friends, or will you break their trust for the sake of that sweet virtual real estate?

Join us for epic battles over who gets to use the joint funds for a down payment on a pixelated mansion! Will you be the hero who sacrifices their own savings, or the villain who demands their partner break their promise for the greater good of your Minecraft empire?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the intrigue, and the questionable financial decisions – join our server now and start building your dream home, one controversial decision at a time!

EternalMC

Active, Atm9, automated tech, Community, Crafting, EternalMC, Farming, Friendly, gameplay, gardening, IMPROVEMENTS, Journey, Magic, Modded, Modpack, mystical structures, Server, smp, Spells, Staff, ultimate experience

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	235
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Launch Date	This Month
Community	Small, Growing Community – Friendly and active players
Staff Team	Active staff committed to creating a fun environment
Server Type	Java-Only Server for modded Minecraft
Modpack	All the Mods 9 (ATM9) with various features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join this server?

– Friendly community ready to assist you

– Constant improvements for the best experience

– Exciting gameplay with endless mods and content

What modpack is being used for this season?

All the Mods 9 (ATM9) with automated tech, magic spells, farming mods, and more.

How can I join the server community?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/SBvNJTEd3Y

Is this server suitable for new players?

Yes, whether you’re new or experienced, you’ll find a welcoming community here.

Eternal Dreaming 1.21.3

1.21.3, dreaming, ETERNAL

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, bro, like, have you ever thought about how much it must suck to be Australian? I mean, they’re like, always upside down and stuff, right? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of being from Down Under, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated kangaroos and koalas that will make you forget all about being Aussie. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re even in the real world anymore. So come on, mate, join us and leave your Aussie woes behind!

Crazy Block Land

BLOCK, controversial decisions, crazy, crossing boundaries, crossing the line, Did they go too far, ethical boundaries, Ethical debates, ethical decisions., ethical dilemmas, Land, moral compass, moral dilemmas, moral gray area, moral judgment., moral questioning, overstepping boundaries, pushing boundaries, pushing limits, questionable actions, questionable behavior, questioning boundaries

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Potions Brewed:	186	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Are you ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and see if you can handle the madness. Don’t be a square, come join the party! Let’s get this block party started!

BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime routines, BedtimeBattles, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, couple conflicts, division of labor, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Minecraft, pet responsibilities, relationship issues, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, Support, teamwork, traditional values, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

BridesmaidBucksMC

Bachelorette, bridal shower, bride, BridesmaidBucksMC, Bridesmaids, Budget, cost effective, dress alterations, MOH, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding expenses breakdown, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding stress, young bridesmaids

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old weddings where you have to pay for everything and still have no idea what the total cost will be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is just like that chaotic bridal party you’re in!

Join our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just like how the bride expects you to pay for everything without a clear budget, we expect you to build without any guidelines. It’s a free-for-all where chaos reigns supreme!

Just like how the bridesmaids are expected to contribute to every aspect of the wedding, you’ll be expected to contribute to every aspect of our server. From building extravagant structures to organizing crazy events, there’s never a dull moment here.

And just like how the MOH is trying to keep the peace between the bridesmaids and the bride, our admins are here to make sure everyone is having a good time. We’ll handle any drama that comes our way and ensure that the fun never stops.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s expected of you while still having the time of your life. Who needs a budget when you have unlimited creativity and chaos at your fingertips?

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8074
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

CreepyCreeperCraft

alone, anxiety, childhood fear, childhood memories, childhood trauma, creepy crawlies, CreepyCreeperCraft, Dark, fear of the unknown, Ghosts, irrational behavior, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Monsters, Nightmares, overcoming fears, phobias, Scared, shadows, spooky, spooky stories

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Remember that fear you had as a kid of the boogeyman hiding under your bed? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of scary waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Boogeyman Boss, who lurks in the depths of our custom-built haunted mansion. But beware, he’s not alone – his army of zombie teddy bears will stop at nothing to protect their master. So grab your diamond sword and prepare for the spookiest adventure of your life!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBusters, cable, damaging, finland, Minecraft, Seizes, Server, suspected, Tanker, YLE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Buildings Constructed:	22	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol u know whats more damaging than a tanker in the baltic sea? not joining our minecraft server, thats what! we got crazier adventures than a finland tanker escapade. come join us and u might just find urself battling sea monsters and building underwater castles. plus, we have a secret level where u can ride dolphins and unicorns while fighting off evil mermaids. so what u waiting for? join now before the finland tankers come for u next!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

acceptance, celebration, ceremony, Community, cultural shift, Happiness, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, joy, landmark, LGBTQ, love is love, Marriage equality, mass weddings, pride, progressive, same-sex marriage, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft, Unity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2400
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MASS WEDDINGS HAPPENIN’ LIKE IN THAILAND, BUT WITH PIXELS. WHO NEEDS REAL LOVE WHEN YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN A BLOCKY WORLD, AMIRITE? PLUS, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS TOTALLY LEGAL HERE, SO YOU CAN MARRY YOUR MINECRAFT BFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE. COME JOIN THE WEDDING CRAZE AND BUILD YOUR DREAM WEDDING VENUE, JUST WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS CRASHIN’ THE PARTY. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOTTA TNT EXPLOSIONS. #BLOCKYLOVE #MINECRAFTWEDDINGS #SERVERSHENANIGANS

TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server

adverse childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, danger, Defense, defensive gun use, early trauma, firearm usage, firearms, gun, gun control, gun ownership, heightened threat sensitivity, increased use, mental health, psychological effects, risk assessment, self defense, Server, threat perception, trauma response, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, Violence prevention, WorldView

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4328
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we turn trauma into trigger happy fun times! ever wanted to shoot your way out of a bad childhood? well now you can with our heightened threat sensitivity feature! forget building, just grab a gun and start blasting away at anything that moves! who needs therapy when you have firearms, amirite? join now and let your traumatic past shape your trigger-happy future!